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daPete
@dapete.bsky.social
Middle Age Man
[I'm workin' on it!]
If his last 100,000 lies are any indication, they were looking at the brain.
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I can't believe they have any money left!
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Can't be AI because there's clearly no I in this photo
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"He" has replaced Jesus for the title of "He"
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Such is life in the times of an anti-christ ruling the world. Pretty sure the rapture was just David Bowie.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 AM
You misspelled "when"
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I agree. Tomatoes are easier to spot IMO
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Piggy in the straw that broke the camels back, maybe?
November 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Calling him that is insulting to pigs
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
On Monday Night Football, no less!
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yeah, I'm usually able to suss out purple like that and blue is usually harder than the other two but when faced with a 50-50 between yellow and green, I usually choose wrong.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM