Should be a pushover with their well established West Midlands Achilles heel
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Should be a pushover with their well established West Midlands Achilles heel
Blessed is he who proclaims "I'm not racist but...."
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Blessed is he who proclaims "I'm not racist but...."
God rest ye merry Untermenschen
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
God rest ye merry Untermenschen
And have you packed your chainsaw?
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
And have you packed your chainsaw?
That is good news. BAE get miserable if they're not enabling a genocide
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
That is good news. BAE get miserable if they're not enabling a genocide
Apparently the UAE are committed to finding a lasting peace in Sudan. They're trustworthy and altruistic so we can safely leave them to sort it
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Apparently the UAE are committed to finding a lasting peace in Sudan. They're trustworthy and altruistic so we can safely leave them to sort it
I've got a really nice edition of Animal Farm with Ralph Steadman illustrations. If I opened it at random, shat in it then slammed it shut I would still be treating it with more respect than Andy Serkis
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I've got a really nice edition of Animal Farm with Ralph Steadman illustrations. If I opened it at random, shat in it then slammed it shut I would still be treating it with more respect than Andy Serkis
I tried that on the tube in rush hour. On some kind of register now
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I tried that on the tube in rush hour. On some kind of register now
Tough but lovely read. Couldn't be less surprised that Jane and Ricky were mates, both boxed like they were raised in Jalisco
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Tough but lovely read. Couldn't be less surprised that Jane and Ricky were mates, both boxed like they were raised in Jalisco
Did being consistently beaten by better swimmers turn Sharron Davies into an odious ratbag or was she always vile and her average talent in the pool is simply coincidental?
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Did being consistently beaten by better swimmers turn Sharron Davies into an odious ratbag or was she always vile and her average talent in the pool is simply coincidental?
It's a great shame that you had to make a choice but at least you made a principled one. Fuck that poisonous little coterie and their spineless enablers. Cunts one and all
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's a great shame that you had to make a choice but at least you made a principled one. Fuck that poisonous little coterie and their spineless enablers. Cunts one and all
I am genuinely impressed with the speed you are taking these out. I thought this would be a year + endeavour but you're racing away.
It's been enjoyable, I particularly like it when I know the pub myself
It's been enjoyable, I particularly like it when I know the pub myself
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am genuinely impressed with the speed you are taking these out. I thought this would be a year + endeavour but you're racing away.
It's been enjoyable, I particularly like it when I know the pub myself
It's been enjoyable, I particularly like it when I know the pub myself
Just put his head round the door to see if anyone knew how the Virgin remote worked
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just put his head round the door to see if anyone knew how the Virgin remote worked
Still amazes me that a man who used to write professionally doesn't read through this stuff, realise he comes across as demented and do a little editing
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Still amazes me that a man who used to write professionally doesn't read through this stuff, realise he comes across as demented and do a little editing
You can't libel the "tragically fallen"
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
You can't libel the "tragically fallen"
I think your two word review of a few days ago said it all
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I think your two word review of a few days ago said it all
I used to work for a German firm, a training video I had to watch showed an olive skinned, dark haired man sneaking into an office to pinch laptops off blue eyed, blonde people's desks. At the time I was pleased we were so much cooler than they were.
Not any more
Not any more
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I used to work for a German firm, a training video I had to watch showed an olive skinned, dark haired man sneaking into an office to pinch laptops off blue eyed, blonde people's desks. At the time I was pleased we were so much cooler than they were.
Not any more
Not any more
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
A couple of weeks before the tournament I think they will be handing out group game tickets to anyone who asks.
"So you and your NAMBLA chapter would like 60 seats? No problem!
"So you and your NAMBLA chapter would like 60 seats? No problem!
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A couple of weeks before the tournament I think they will be handing out group game tickets to anyone who asks.
"So you and your NAMBLA chapter would like 60 seats? No problem!
"So you and your NAMBLA chapter would like 60 seats? No problem!
Any real football fan would be happy to drop 4k to see Curucao and Côte d'Ivoire step to
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Any real football fan would be happy to drop 4k to see Curucao and Côte d'Ivoire step to
Not to excuse being an anti-vax dribbler at all but hard agree. He skated away from his unconvincing racist fanfic without so much as a scratch, it would seem odd if this writes him off
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Not to excuse being an anti-vax dribbler at all but hard agree. He skated away from his unconvincing racist fanfic without so much as a scratch, it would seem odd if this writes him off
Can't begin to imagine why his kid doesn't want to see him
December 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Can't begin to imagine why his kid doesn't want to see him
Lucky it wasn't a stripy one
December 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Lucky it wasn't a stripy one
Hmm, they are eager to turn a blind eye and I find that sad. How do I elegantly express those things? Got it!
"Eagerly and sadly"
Now my "writer" suffix is truly justified
"Eagerly and sadly"
Now my "writer" suffix is truly justified
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Hmm, they are eager to turn a blind eye and I find that sad. How do I elegantly express those things? Got it!
"Eagerly and sadly"
Now my "writer" suffix is truly justified
"Eagerly and sadly"
Now my "writer" suffix is truly justified