Dan Wickes
@danwickes.bsky.social
Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival
Dick Cheney’s life mission was to ensure Muslims could participate in democratic elections. Vote for Zohran
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Dick Cheney’s life mission was to ensure Muslims could participate in democratic elections. Vote for Zohran
Dick Cheney gone too soon. He had such a promising future as a Democratic Senate Candidate
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dick Cheney gone too soon. He had such a promising future as a Democratic Senate Candidate
Zohran wasn’t talking about his aunt, it was his dad’s cousin. Coincidentally, Andrew Cuomo sexually harassed both his aunt and his dad’s cousin
October 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Zohran wasn’t talking about his aunt, it was his dad’s cousin. Coincidentally, Andrew Cuomo sexually harassed both his aunt and his dad’s cousin
If Zohran wins I will flee New York. The city will no longer feel safe because I have been accused of sexually harassing 13 women
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If Zohran wins I will flee New York. The city will no longer feel safe because I have been accused of sexually harassing 13 women
Big apartment news. My roommate is moving from one side of the living room to the other
October 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Big apartment news. My roommate is moving from one side of the living room to the other
Karaoke makes me feel like a rock star (I think I have hearing damage)
October 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Karaoke makes me feel like a rock star (I think I have hearing damage)
The cool thing about dating a girl with an onlyfans is even if she dumps you you still get to spend money on her
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The cool thing about dating a girl with an onlyfans is even if she dumps you you still get to spend money on her
Jan 6 style insurrection to get Trump into heaven
October 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Jan 6 style insurrection to get Trump into heaven
If more of you would’ve bought Kamala’s book she would be president right now
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If more of you would’ve bought Kamala’s book she would be president right now
If AI is for real, I’m gonna lose my job. But if AI is a bubble, it will destroy the economy and I will lose my job
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If AI is for real, I’m gonna lose my job. But if AI is a bubble, it will destroy the economy and I will lose my job
“Don’t take Tylenol that causes autism”
-guy addicted to Oxycodone
-guy addicted to Oxycodone
September 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“Don’t take Tylenol that causes autism”
-guy addicted to Oxycodone
-guy addicted to Oxycodone
Couldn’t the government have waited to say Tylenol causes autism until after I got over my sinus infection
September 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Couldn’t the government have waited to say Tylenol causes autism until after I got over my sinus infection
Jimmy Kimmel is back! White guys still safe 😎
September 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jimmy Kimmel is back! White guys still safe 😎
You know things are bad when people are getting punished for speech unrelated to Palestine
September 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You know things are bad when people are getting punished for speech unrelated to Palestine
In comedy, free speech means not getting paid
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
In comedy, free speech means not getting paid
If Joe Rogan doesn’t speak up then he is a traitor to The Man Show
September 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If Joe Rogan doesn’t speak up then he is a traitor to The Man Show
Looking up celebrities’ ages to figure out if I’m on track to start cleaning my room
September 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Looking up celebrities’ ages to figure out if I’m on track to start cleaning my room
One of the lessons of the past week is that many young people eschew traditional social media for Discord servers. Make sure to grow your personal brand on a Discord server
September 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
One of the lessons of the past week is that many young people eschew traditional social media for Discord servers. Make sure to grow your personal brand on a Discord server
America used to know things. Let’s rename the Department of Education to the Ministry of Truth
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
America used to know things. Let’s rename the Department of Education to the Ministry of Truth
I’m not gonna say I had a good set but let’s just say the bartender stopped being rude to me 😎
September 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m not gonna say I had a good set but let’s just say the bartender stopped being rude to me 😎
I had an absolute banger roast battle against Malia Simon if that appeals to any of you youtu.be/yUhDt9z-Qow?...
Roast Battle League New York 10TH ANNIVERSARY | RELL BATTLE | MIKE LAWRENCE | YAMANEIKA SAUNDERS
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July 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I had an absolute banger roast battle against Malia Simon if that appeals to any of you youtu.be/yUhDt9z-Qow?...
Political campaign fundraising email that says “it costs a lot of money to send these emails”
July 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Political campaign fundraising email that says “it costs a lot of money to send these emails”
I waste too much time sending texts when I should be doing my professional job of sending emails
July 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I waste too much time sending texts when I should be doing my professional job of sending emails
I heard there’s a list going around of famous and powerful people how do I get on it?
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I heard there’s a list going around of famous and powerful people how do I get on it?
All of the comedy coming out today is bad except for my unfunny friend’s YouTube special
July 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
All of the comedy coming out today is bad except for my unfunny friend’s YouTube special