Dan Simpson
@dantsge.bsky.social
Support lawmakers with morals and spines
Nonvoters and Dumpty fans need to suffer the consequences
Nonvoters and Dumpty fans need to suffer the consequences
Seething sack of shit in wings just waiting to be served
February 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Seething sack of shit in wings just waiting to be served
Bad look making wife
Stand behind you
Stand behind you
February 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Bad look making wife
Stand behind you
Stand behind you
Elon
Your actual flag
Your actual flag
a blue white and orange flag with the letters ii and iii on it
ALT: a blue white and orange flag with the letters ii and iii on it
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Elon
Your actual flag
Your actual flag
A complete and total asshole, especially when sober
February 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A complete and total asshole, especially when sober
Feeding worms, both sitting and in one guys head. Need to root for coronary disease here
February 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Feeding worms, both sitting and in one guys head. Need to root for coronary disease here
50?
Well, you have to include potentials like Greenland, Canada and Panama
Gaza still up in the air
Well, you have to include potentials like Greenland, Canada and Panama
Gaza still up in the air
February 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
50?
Well, you have to include potentials like Greenland, Canada and Panama
Gaza still up in the air
Well, you have to include potentials like Greenland, Canada and Panama
Gaza still up in the air
Remodeling will include the new ‘Lowbrow Lounge’ with complementary lap dances for premium members
February 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Remodeling will include the new ‘Lowbrow Lounge’ with complementary lap dances for premium members
So Elon, to carry the analogy further, your an asshole because you were dropped on the floor multiple times during birth. Something I heard about being a very slimy baby
February 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So Elon, to carry the analogy further, your an asshole because you were dropped on the floor multiple times during birth. Something I heard about being a very slimy baby
Leech stocks will soar!
February 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Leech stocks will soar!
Death bed confession coming up
February 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Death bed confession coming up
And very probable terrorist atttacks
February 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And very probable terrorist atttacks
And no more pennies!
February 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
And no more pennies!
They look infected with bird flu
February 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
They look infected with bird flu
A ba da ba da ba aaah
February 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
A ba da ba da ba aaah
Show your wife how a man is supposed to handle being bitch slapped
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Show your wife how a man is supposed to handle being bitch slapped
To the tune of $10+ million to have security
February 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
To the tune of $10+ million to have security
At least ‘Jimmy Baseball’ won’t be doing Cards
February 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
At least ‘Jimmy Baseball’ won’t be doing Cards