Everyone who likes this photo is now legally married to me

Yay, another 3 hours of Hollywood snot laced with white supremacy.

Er wait is the joke that this post is rage bait

We can't
Fear of socialism.
True.

No! Hope this helps! ☺️

That's two

That sharkticon shreds

You will log off and there's nothing you can do about it

Nobody has ever seen a Jackie Chan movie.

I blew through 40 bucks earlier today so I could bake brussel sprouts.

I suspect you dodged a bullet

Very good!

Perfect affirmation for when you want to dump a bunch of people (or just a single special someone!) out of your life like disposable products.

I sure am not

Nobody has ever needed to say uncle

Brilliant artists end up working on all kinds of garbage; their wasted talent is directly linked to capitalism.

I say this as a 15 year veteran 3d animator, who has worked on some schlock-ass movies.

Artistic skill always takes a backseat to salesmanship in the hiring process.