Dan Brandao
dantheman1386.bsky.social
Dan Brandao
@dantheman1386.bsky.social
Stay-at-home dad. My free time revolves around movies, cocktails, fantasy football, and Bluey (in reverse order).
More like CeeDee Duck
September 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Pleasantly shocking readers since 2006.

www.mattwaldman.com
I've gotten two new people into @mattwaldman.bsky.social's Rookie Scouting Portfolio this year and despite my many, MANY examples and tales about it, these have been the reactions upon opening it:
April 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
What did you think of Civil War?
February 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
40-12 was Scorigami!! I’m devastated
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
They really need to teach a course on clock management… so many teams are so bad at this so often
December 30, 2024 at 4:20 AM
You often reference being happy (or not) about a team “covering” but you ALSO often reference not living in a “magic state” that allows sports betting… so: how long have you been able to bilocate?! (Unrelatedly, this skeet sponsored by Express VPN)
December 16, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Amazon is very bad at this. The Jacked Gerbil, however…
December 6, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Amazing! I’ve been trying to get my main league to drop kickers for literally (LITERALLY!) ten years - and it might actually happen next season!
November 24, 2024 at 1:26 AM