More like Master Shake and Master Shake.

Ask it to draw an octagon. You’ll get hexagons forever.

Weasel words are the same as unconditional permission to this administration.

What about if you’re harming 3-year-olds as part of your political agenda, you’re a shit person?

Yuck

I bring this up when people post the It’s Always Sunny Charlie conspiracy meme. Intentional or not, that episode perfectly illustrates that wild conspiracy theories are the mythology of people that don’t know how to read.