Dante Vortex
dantevortex.bsky.social
Dante Vortex
@dantevortex.bsky.social
Meanwhile the grain of salt:
August 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Remember kids, I am a visitor of this zoo, and you're the monkey.
January 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Nazi's!!! EVERYWHERE!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
January 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Ah so no granola bars either...
January 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This is painfully accurate:
December 28, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Biden sending in warheads and landmines as alast call of "causing major problems".

And then handing over the burning wreck that is the US to Trump and then all liberals will blame Trump for the war Biden has escalated.

Well done Biden.
November 20, 2024 at 7:44 AM
I may or may not have taken a few seconds to realize that is a shadow and not a sexy nightdress.
November 7, 2024 at 11:30 AM
Ohboi, dis gon b gud.
November 7, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Bro code is universal.
November 7, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Me watching Trump winning from a safe distance:
November 6, 2024 at 6:51 AM
lol ok.
August 7, 2024 at 2:47 PM
The fresh sockpuppet is here!
August 4, 2024 at 12:38 PM
The US political system.
July 26, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Meanwhile, me watching the puppet show from across the ocean where the smell of copium isn't as strong;
July 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
The comment are going to be lit.
June 28, 2024 at 4:11 PM
June 10, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Meanwhile, the Mercedes in question:
June 8, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Can't have sugar because you get a heart attack, can't get fake sugar because you also get a heart attack.

I guess I can't have anything.
But then I'll die of hunger.
June 7, 2024 at 10:14 AM
Just a reminder that Kim 2.0 isn't screwing around.
May 30, 2024 at 7:54 AM
So the performer spread his legs and showed his crotch to an audience, with children present. And it's censored...

But the jury is like, "nah we want more of this instead".

And now this blogger will be stripped of everything and die homeless. And the hive is happy.

What a time to be alive.
May 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
Sure it's all about integrity. But they can draw.

And some of those drawings are pretty well made, they could as well just allow photos at that point.

Like this drawn example from court artist Petra Urban. That's photo quality right there.
May 12, 2024 at 8:14 AM
May 1, 2024 at 1:56 PM
April 8, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Tibia Destroyer 9000®️
March 25, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Atta boy.
March 20, 2024 at 3:00 PM