Duane “The Reade” Johnson
@dantesnowcone.bsky.social
Former Meriball World Record holder on neopets dot com
I don’t think daft punk ever really played at that guy’s house
September 13, 2023 at 12:36 AM
I don’t think daft punk ever really played at that guy’s house
I can’t believe that I’m playing two games back to back that both have a guy named Garl
September 8, 2023 at 3:50 PM
I can’t believe that I’m playing two games back to back that both have a guy named Garl
*if 9/11 happened this year*
Wow, I didn’t have the twin towers collapsing in a terrorist attack on my 2023 bingo card!
Wow, I didn’t have the twin towers collapsing in a terrorist attack on my 2023 bingo card!
September 4, 2023 at 12:14 AM
*if 9/11 happened this year*
Wow, I didn’t have the twin towers collapsing in a terrorist attack on my 2023 bingo card!
Wow, I didn’t have the twin towers collapsing in a terrorist attack on my 2023 bingo card!
Today’s NYT crossword is one of the most unpleasant solving experiences I’ve ever had. Terrible gimmick, bad fill, uninspired cluing — just awful in every way
August 30, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Today’s NYT crossword is one of the most unpleasant solving experiences I’ve ever had. Terrible gimmick, bad fill, uninspired cluing — just awful in every way
Last night I had a dream that my school had me teaching a bunch of classes like “Big Screaming” and “Chess 2” and I told the admin “I don’t know how to teach these” and they said “well, you’ll figure it out.” Not that different from how I started teaching English tbh
August 29, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Last night I had a dream that my school had me teaching a bunch of classes like “Big Screaming” and “Chess 2” and I told the admin “I don’t know how to teach these” and they said “well, you’ll figure it out.” Not that different from how I started teaching English tbh
I won $100 at a baking expo and used it to buy two new pairs of pants. Good day
August 29, 2023 at 3:42 AM
I won $100 at a baking expo and used it to buy two new pairs of pants. Good day
MILF REALTY
August 27, 2023 at 5:24 PM
MILF REALTY
It’s so cool that the music video for yellowcard’s “ocean avenue” invented the concept of roguelikes
August 26, 2023 at 6:28 AM
It’s so cool that the music video for yellowcard’s “ocean avenue” invented the concept of roguelikes
Important update from Tony & Bill
August 22, 2023 at 10:35 PM
Important update from Tony & Bill
Didn’t have enough time to warn the woman on the bus that she sat down on cigarette ash but then she started playing loud videos on her phone so I don’t feel bad anymore
August 19, 2023 at 2:16 PM
Didn’t have enough time to warn the woman on the bus that she sat down on cigarette ash but then she started playing loud videos on her phone so I don’t feel bad anymore
Things I saw on my 7am run:
-Squirrel eating McDonald’s
-About 50 people in a row wearing Pokémon shirts
-Elderly man juggling while running
-Whippet walking laboriously with a whole tree branch
-Kid eat shit on a tire swing
-Squirrel eating McDonald’s
-About 50 people in a row wearing Pokémon shirts
-Elderly man juggling while running
-Whippet walking laboriously with a whole tree branch
-Kid eat shit on a tire swing
August 19, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Things I saw on my 7am run:
-Squirrel eating McDonald’s
-About 50 people in a row wearing Pokémon shirts
-Elderly man juggling while running
-Whippet walking laboriously with a whole tree branch
-Kid eat shit on a tire swing
-Squirrel eating McDonald’s
-About 50 people in a row wearing Pokémon shirts
-Elderly man juggling while running
-Whippet walking laboriously with a whole tree branch
-Kid eat shit on a tire swing
A.I.? More like ay, I will have a beer
August 11, 2023 at 3:35 PM
A.I.? More like ay, I will have a beer
You never see people going over waterfalls in barrels anymore
August 9, 2023 at 7:27 PM
You never see people going over waterfalls in barrels anymore
Shattering male stereotypes by cheating on my wife with a much older woman
August 8, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Shattering male stereotypes by cheating on my wife with a much older woman
Sean Paul is great because he realized like ten years before everybody else that bridges are unnecessary in pop music. If the beat is fire you can repeat verse/chorus like five times and no one will care
August 7, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Sean Paul is great because he realized like ten years before everybody else that bridges are unnecessary in pop music. If the beat is fire you can repeat verse/chorus like five times and no one will care
Just found out that every time the boy band LFO reunites one of them dies. I would like to know who placed a curse on them and why
August 4, 2023 at 1:17 PM
Just found out that every time the boy band LFO reunites one of them dies. I would like to know who placed a curse on them and why
I’m still upset about this
August 4, 2023 at 1:43 AM
I’m still upset about this
I need john legend to get on bluesky so I can continue spamming him about being the brand ambassador for neopets
August 3, 2023 at 2:33 AM
I need john legend to get on bluesky so I can continue spamming him about being the brand ambassador for neopets
My hot take as someone who drives in new york is that nobody should be giving someone else the right of way. The safest thing to do at all times is what is expected of you, which is why right of way exists in the first place. Saving somebody a few seconds of waiting is just not worth it
August 2, 2023 at 6:59 PM
My hot take as someone who drives in new york is that nobody should be giving someone else the right of way. The safest thing to do at all times is what is expected of you, which is why right of way exists in the first place. Saving somebody a few seconds of waiting is just not worth it
My wife just tested positive for covid and her mom asked her how she got it, as if that’s something anyone has the answer to. Yeah she went to the covid factory and fell into the covid vat
August 2, 2023 at 1:38 PM
My wife just tested positive for covid and her mom asked her how she got it, as if that’s something anyone has the answer to. Yeah she went to the covid factory and fell into the covid vat
Last night I had a dream my friend texted the groupchat a video of some guy sprinting in the rain and said “always knew this guy was bad news” and everyone responded “wow yeah fuck that guy”
August 1, 2023 at 1:21 PM
Last night I had a dream my friend texted the groupchat a video of some guy sprinting in the rain and said “always knew this guy was bad news” and everyone responded “wow yeah fuck that guy”
If anyone’s wondering my pfp is the ending freeze frame of the disney channel movie Susie Q when the protagonist realizes he gets to fuck a ghost
August 1, 2023 at 3:20 AM
If anyone’s wondering my pfp is the ending freeze frame of the disney channel movie Susie Q when the protagonist realizes he gets to fuck a ghost
An incredibly specific merging of two things I enjoy
Heathcliff, but it's "Fingertips" by They Might Be Giants, a thread:
August 1, 2023 at 3:04 AM
An incredibly specific merging of two things I enjoy
For sale: baby gronk, never rizzed
August 1, 2023 at 1:12 AM
For sale: baby gronk, never rizzed