Hog Cranker #6
@dansux.bsky.social
Stealing all the lids from Bath and Bodyworks
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Stealing all the lids from Bath and Bodyworks
Sombr looks a like a Minecraft YouTuber that came out of a pod
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Sombr looks a like a Minecraft YouTuber that came out of a pod
There is no way the Vikings got robbed from that pick six
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
There is no way the Vikings got robbed from that pick six
If you’re from the east coast you have an uncle that tried to run for office in Pennsylvania
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you’re from the east coast you have an uncle that tried to run for office in Pennsylvania
You’re not living until you toe the legal line of conspiracy
September 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You’re not living until you toe the legal line of conspiracy
I foresee it happening as a Christmas gift
September 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I foresee it happening as a Christmas gift
At the barber shop, they got me in stirrups
September 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
At the barber shop, they got me in stirrups
Shitting through lace panties making shapes like it’s Play-Dough™️
August 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Shitting through lace panties making shapes like it’s Play-Dough™️
gf gone for the week, eating the carpet
July 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
gf gone for the week, eating the carpet
I moved and now I have a clear view of chase bank. Every time I gaze upon it my brain blesses me with ways I could rob it and totally get away with it.
June 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I moved and now I have a clear view of chase bank. Every time I gaze upon it my brain blesses me with ways I could rob it and totally get away with it.
Pink Panther was definitely a euphemism
May 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pink Panther was definitely a euphemism
Shoving my balls through the glory hole
May 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Shoving my balls through the glory hole
Travis Kelce will never retire
February 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Travis Kelce will never retire
Maybe I do recognize the bodies in the water
February 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Maybe I do recognize the bodies in the water
I'm gonna do the airport challenge where I attempt to board my flight and arrive at my destination
January 18, 2024 at 5:21 AM
I'm gonna do the airport challenge where I attempt to board my flight and arrive at my destination
Everyday life lacks monologues. I want to be able to secure a home loan by pouring my heart out to a banker. Instead we have fucking papers and forms.
December 29, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Everyday life lacks monologues. I want to be able to secure a home loan by pouring my heart out to a banker. Instead we have fucking papers and forms.
I'm gonna ruin christmas this year in the grinch sense
December 25, 2023 at 5:26 PM
I'm gonna ruin christmas this year in the grinch sense
The Santa Clause is Black Panther for divorced dads
December 23, 2023 at 5:59 PM
The Santa Clause is Black Panther for divorced dads
The grinch directors cut is insane. He's forced to suck down a fuck ton of custard and I just felt uncomfortable the whole time.
December 21, 2023 at 11:27 PM
The grinch directors cut is insane. He's forced to suck down a fuck ton of custard and I just felt uncomfortable the whole time.
I'm definjtely the best producer in this train station parking lot right now
December 18, 2023 at 11:22 PM
I'm definjtely the best producer in this train station parking lot right now
Yeah, I'm fucked up. Coal in my Stockings 22 years running. The black stains of my stocking are a grim reflection of my dark and twisted soul. I'm eligible for a naughty list loyalty card. If I saw santa in the street he might kill me. There's a commitee of elves tasked with spilling my blood.
December 17, 2023 at 9:56 PM
Yeah, I'm fucked up. Coal in my Stockings 22 years running. The black stains of my stocking are a grim reflection of my dark and twisted soul. I'm eligible for a naughty list loyalty card. If I saw santa in the street he might kill me. There's a commitee of elves tasked with spilling my blood.
Sacramento?
More like she
Crams her to's ento my sac
More like she
Crams her to's ento my sac
December 13, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Sacramento?
More like she
Crams her to's ento my sac
More like she
Crams her to's ento my sac
Sometimes you just need to sit and rot like a watermelon
December 9, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Sometimes you just need to sit and rot like a watermelon
Playing lethal company to understand what my coal mining ancestors felt when the canary stopped singing
December 9, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Playing lethal company to understand what my coal mining ancestors felt when the canary stopped singing
Celebrating Cranksgiving rn.
December 7, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Celebrating Cranksgiving rn.