Dan Sterling
@dansterling.bsky.social
Co-Creator "Animal Control" on FOX. Features: "Long Shot”, “The Interview”; Exec Producer“The Office”, “The Sarah Silverman Program."
Find me on Substack: dansterling1.substack.com/ or on X https://x.com/dansterl
Find me on Substack: dansterling1.substack.com/ or on X https://x.com/dansterl
If you need a whistle to blow at individuals attempting to abduct people in your community and you can’t afford one, let me know and I will send you one.
Yes, I mean it.
Yes, I mean it.
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If you need a whistle to blow at individuals attempting to abduct people in your community and you can’t afford one, let me know and I will send you one.
Yes, I mean it.
Yes, I mean it.
We cannot let America be overtaken by Fatshitism.
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
We cannot let America be overtaken by Fatshitism.
What is the best hospice to check into if you don’t know who Bad Bunny is?
September 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What is the best hospice to check into if you don’t know who Bad Bunny is?
ICE if your troops can’t pass the Benny Hill Theme Test, they aren’t ready for duty.
September 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ICE if your troops can’t pass the Benny Hill Theme Test, they aren’t ready for duty.
In light of the existence of Stephen Miller, I’ve started a funding campaign for my 501(c)(3) tax deductible project, “The Museum of The Meritorious Bald Jew.”
September 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
In light of the existence of Stephen Miller, I’ve started a funding campaign for my 501(c)(3) tax deductible project, “The Museum of The Meritorious Bald Jew.”
We're going to need to outlaw either rooftops, guns, or insanity.
September 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We're going to need to outlaw either rooftops, guns, or insanity.
It’s well documented that Mary Trump ate yams during her pregnancy with Donald, and the results are as irrefutable as they are tragic and gross.
September 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It’s well documented that Mary Trump ate yams during her pregnancy with Donald, and the results are as irrefutable as they are tragic and gross.
So it was Tylenol all along. To know is a relief, but it is now time to hunt down who caused the headaches.
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So it was Tylenol all along. To know is a relief, but it is now time to hunt down who caused the headaches.
I have a massive overhead to cover, and real talk, I will sell your garbage supplements on my podcast for one tenth of what the others are charging.
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I have a massive overhead to cover, and real talk, I will sell your garbage supplements on my podcast for one tenth of what the others are charging.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a political satire pulled from screens due to the objections of a deranged political cabal.
September 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s been a while since I’ve seen a political satire pulled from screens due to the objections of a deranged political cabal.
Will he ever stop blatantly ripping off Churchill?
September 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Will he ever stop blatantly ripping off Churchill?
What’s more, per Trump’s insistence, they’re renaming the tournament “The U.S.Closed.”
What the actual fuck.
US Tennis Association: “We ask all broadcasters to refrain from showcasing any disruptions or reactions in response to the President’s attendance in any capacity, including ENG [Electronic News Gathering] coverage.”
US Tennis Association: “We ask all broadcasters to refrain from showcasing any disruptions or reactions in response to the President’s attendance in any capacity, including ENG [Electronic News Gathering] coverage.”
U.S. Open Orders Broadcasters to Censor Reactions to Trump
An email obtained by Bounces includes instructions from the U.S. Open on supporting Trump's planned stagecraft during the National Anthem.
www.benrothenberg.com
September 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What’s more, per Trump’s insistence, they’re renaming the tournament “The U.S.Closed.”
If you’re wondering what the long-term impact of the tarrifs are, I submit this:
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you’re wondering what the long-term impact of the tarrifs are, I submit this:
“Hi, I’m Bill Maher, and welcome to another episode of my podcast, ‘I Think I’m Coming Across as Less High Than I’m Actually Coming Across.’”
August 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“Hi, I’m Bill Maher, and welcome to another episode of my podcast, ‘I Think I’m Coming Across as Less High Than I’m Actually Coming Across.’”
Every time it seems like he could die, it always ends tragically.
August 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Every time it seems like he could die, it always ends tragically.
Okay @msnbc, instead of "MS NOW", would you be willing to accept this alternative?
August 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Okay @msnbc, instead of "MS NOW", would you be willing to accept this alternative?
Until now, Failed Artist was the only Hitler box still unchecked.
July 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Until now, Failed Artist was the only Hitler box still unchecked.
I’ve watched a lot of footage of ICE operations now, and I’ve concluded that commando-style raids are hard to conduct in broad daylight in public while wearing clothes that don’t flatter your unfit bodies while being poorly trained at something for which you have no aptitude.
July 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’ve watched a lot of footage of ICE operations now, and I’ve concluded that commando-style raids are hard to conduct in broad daylight in public while wearing clothes that don’t flatter your unfit bodies while being poorly trained at something for which you have no aptitude.
They don’t tend to make documentaries about naps, but the nap I’m about to take feels like it might just be worthy of one.
March 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
They don’t tend to make documentaries about naps, but the nap I’m about to take feels like it might just be worthy of one.
He’s not wrong.
In my latest artist-on-artist conversation, 'Animal Control' co-creator and showrunner @dansterling.bsky.social discusses the state of comedy, the challenge of pushing boundaries in such a culturally divisive era, and how his own approach to jokes has evolved.
Q&A: Screenwriter Dan Sterling Might Be Losing His Edge
The 'Animal Control' co-creator and showrunner discusses the state of comedy, the challenge of pushing boundaries in such a culturally divisive era, and how his own approach to jokes has evolved
colehaddon.substack.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He’s not wrong.
The enemy is in the wire.
Breaking News: The Senate confirmed Tulsi Gabbard as director of national intelligence, with only one Republican joining Democrats in opposition.
Senate Confirms Gabbard, Then Turns to RFK Jr.: Trump Cabinet News and Live Updates
www.nytimes.com
February 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The enemy is in the wire.
There might be a conflict of interest in this.
The White House said Elon Musk will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal spending and his overlapping empire of six companies
White House Says Musk Will Police His Own Conflicts of Interest
The White House said Elon Musk, the billionaire leading President Donald Trump’s government cost-cutting efforts, will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal s...
www.bloomberg.com
February 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There might be a conflict of interest in this.
Reposted by Dan Sterling
The head of the FAA, Mike Whitaker, resigned on January 20 — one year into his 5 year term — after facing relentless criticism from Musk for not approving SpaceX missions quickly enough.
The Senate confirmed him unanimously in 2023.
No acting FAA head has been appointed.
The Senate confirmed him unanimously in 2023.
No acting FAA head has been appointed.
January 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
The head of the FAA, Mike Whitaker, resigned on January 20 — one year into his 5 year term — after facing relentless criticism from Musk for not approving SpaceX missions quickly enough.
The Senate confirmed him unanimously in 2023.
No acting FAA head has been appointed.
The Senate confirmed him unanimously in 2023.
No acting FAA head has been appointed.
Would anyone happen to know what in the fuck is happening on this planet right now? www.axios.com/2025/01/07/g...
Donald Trump Jr. visiting Greenland as president-elect renews calls to own territory
"MAKE GREENLAND GREAT AGAIN!" President-elect Trump wrote in post announcing his son's visit.
www.axios.com
January 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Would anyone happen to know what in the fuck is happening on this planet right now? www.axios.com/2025/01/07/g...