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Dan Steely
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Freelance Glamour Professional | Bodacious Cowboy | Luckless Pedestrian | Former Dandy | Learning to Work the Saxophone
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but it's healthy with the good sugar in it
Cookie package front label close up "No High Fructose Corn Syrup"
May 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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cant wait
Mark Proksch as WC Fields
May 6, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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this is all the game really is
A protester holding a homemade sign that reads “The wealthiest men in the world told you that our lowest paid neighbors are the ones hoarding your money…and you believed them…”
February 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Close up shot of Sam Jackson righteously angry in Pulp Fiction Sam Jackson quote “I'm 74. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be around here raising hell or doing what I'm doing. But people need to start understanding that the economic gap is crazy. I pay an enormous amount of taxes, and it's fine because I know I should. But why can't we get billionaires to pay their fucking taxes? If those motherfuckers paid their taxes we'd solve a whole bunch of shit. And they would still be richer than every motherfucker walking around them.”
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
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i'm sorry you spent thanksgiving alone
annoying guy meme talking at an uninterested woman with their bluesky response (text overlaid) as what the annoying guy is blathering on about
December 2, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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tfw you're feeling confident and sexy
scared rudy guiliani leaking hair dye
November 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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my echo chamber smells funny
The Simpsons episode frame of Homer Simpson standing outside a fort he built with soiled mattresses, while a queasy Milhouse crawls out of the fort entrance with an "Echo Chamber" homemade sign next to him.
November 26, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Happy Saturday, and especially Happy 82nd Birthday to Rock God, Jimmy Page!
Picture of Sylvester Stallone holding a red guitar in front of a red sports car and mansion.
November 23, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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many moons ago TODAY these two wizards cut and released a perfect album about socal's finest illegal fun, bodacious cowboys, dragon chasers, jolly rogers, and gentleman losers

i'm honestly not sure where any of us would be without it
Steely Dan performing in the 2000's. Donald Fagen plays melodica and Walter Becker plays electric guitar.
November 21, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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the irrational confidence a bye-week's worth of blow gives you
Satirical photoshop of Seattle Seahawks GM John Schneider's coked-out face on "Boogie Nights" Rahad Jackson's body holding a gun and wearing the WWE World Title belt around his waist at Seahawks headquarters on a sunny day.
November 17, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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the people need to skeet to rid themselves of the tweet
A Seattle Seahawks meme of the character, Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine from the cartoon Doug in a Seahawks hat, with the text "Skeet, Skeet, Skeet" around them, and a 1980s Seahawks logo but the Hawk has a single tear running down the side of its face.
November 17, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
A plastic 5 gallon bucket of Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce in a dirty, scary basement.
November 17, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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#blessed to be here
September 18, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Preventative Boomerism
March 3, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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i know i shouldn't but it just feels too good
February 15, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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we knew too much about ye
February 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM