Gigachad? Is this a thing?

My bald, blue eyed, sweet, smiling dream baby was, in fact, a full headed screaming Snow White with braidable black hair and- her green eyes became visible eventually once she stopped screaming. (She’s so cool!). I was unprepared.

I have an article no one will read. “How men ruined the world”. Sorry. “How Insecure Power Hungry Men ruined the world (over and over)”. Fuck the workplace.

Thank you! Do think he asphyxiated?

I personally am not ok with letting old people forget their shit. Fuck that guy.

My Trumper parents think America has never been better. I mentioned feeling really anxious- and they were like “about what? What lies are they telling you!!?” I can’t even start with them. It’s really bad.

Can we all claim identity theft and apply for new identities?

I genuinely don’t understand. Is this comforting to people? Is someone thinking- “YES! These guys around a Christmas tree make me feel safe and get me!”? This may be the wrong place to ask.

Damn you.

Do these differentiate men and women at all?

I just love this for these guys. They got their 1.2 Billion anyway, right? I mean… it’s South Park. Paramount canceled Colbert … and then paid buckets for this content. On purpose. Who is surprised?

This just reminded me of the Bojack Horseman episode at the airport where an employee refers to a kiosk as its boss. Here we are.

Exactly. What future democratic presidents?