@dansebree.bsky.social
So this is what attending Fyre Fest felt like.
January 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So this is what attending Fyre Fest felt like.
Now that the US is officially a tech bro Oligarchy, I think it’s time we admit we should have never stopped mercilessly bullying nerds.
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Now that the US is officially a tech bro Oligarchy, I think it’s time we admit we should have never stopped mercilessly bullying nerds.
Lowkey hoping for WW3 cuz im all outta documentaries to watch.
January 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Lowkey hoping for WW3 cuz im all outta documentaries to watch.
God damn it, I all ready forgot about this app.
December 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
God damn it, I all ready forgot about this app.
Ngl, I kinda miss Covid. That quarantine was the closest any of us millennials will get to retirement.
November 16, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Ngl, I kinda miss Covid. That quarantine was the closest any of us millennials will get to retirement.
I don’t need drugs and alcohol to have fun. Just drugs is fine.
November 13, 2024 at 1:04 PM
I don’t need drugs and alcohol to have fun. Just drugs is fine.
After 10 years of doing stand up, I’ve figured out how to make it.
You just gotta get you one of those nepo babies, then everything is smooth sailing.
You just gotta get you one of those nepo babies, then everything is smooth sailing.
November 13, 2024 at 1:03 PM
After 10 years of doing stand up, I’ve figured out how to make it.
You just gotta get you one of those nepo babies, then everything is smooth sailing.
You just gotta get you one of those nepo babies, then everything is smooth sailing.
It’s weird to me that the Bible tells us Jesus had a foot fetish and like no one talks about it.
November 12, 2024 at 7:05 PM
It’s weird to me that the Bible tells us Jesus had a foot fetish and like no one talks about it.
November 12, 2024 at 1:55 PM
My name is Dan Sebree, I’m a stand up comedian based out of central Ohio. Follow me if you want stupid lil one liners popping up in your feed.
November 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
My name is Dan Sebree, I’m a stand up comedian based out of central Ohio. Follow me if you want stupid lil one liners popping up in your feed.
They should make a prequel to the song “Whoomp! There it is!” Called “Dang! Where’d I put it?”
November 11, 2024 at 6:50 PM
They should make a prequel to the song “Whoomp! There it is!” Called “Dang! Where’d I put it?”
My midlife crisis is wanting to buy Yu-Gi-Oh cards again.
November 11, 2024 at 6:48 PM
My midlife crisis is wanting to buy Yu-Gi-Oh cards again.