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Dan, formerly of pantless fame
@danschm.bsky.social
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“Fuckt*rd” - Tim Shipman, Chief Political Commentator, Sunday Times
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“I have impartiality through my bones” - robbie gibb, former advisor to theresa may and now highly influential bbc board member
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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shot/chaser
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The lion does not concern himself with the risks of testing in production
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Always respected the very real threat of Atletico. Just can’t rule them out.
A meme going over the experience of watching a Liverpool football match. The first few minutes says “oh boy am i excited to watch my favourite team play” The feeling during most of the match is “im going to kill myself” Finally, our hero tops it off with a single, unbreakable “nice we won”
September 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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round
a rotund, arguably pushing circular, cat sits on a floral patterned bedsheet
September 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Smaug the dragon from the Hobbit, with a speech bubble from his mouth reaching to the quoted tweet
April 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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late-stage brain melt caused by spending all day scrolling through TradWestChad69’s twitter timeline

https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c
An excerpt from the linked WSJ article: While Musk was in Pennsylvania canvassing for Trump before the election, Musk sent a series of texts about the urgency of winning the state to St. Clair. "In all of history, there has never been a competitive army composed of women. Not even once," he wrote. "Men are made for war. Real men, anyway." He followed up with: "I am in full war mode. Going to the front lines today. Must win PA."
April 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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behold, the most Linkedin one-two of post and comment your eyes will ever be subjected to:
A Linkedin post that says: “My newsfeed is split into two groups: People who demand employers let employees work from home w/ more benefits and pay. - AND - People competing with the 5.4M Indian engineers who are working 90 hours per week for 1/10 the pay of US workers. One of these groups is entitled.” A reply to the same Linkedin post that says: “Plot twist: The third group is quietly building Al to replace both sides”
March 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Afternoon
March 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Printing this out and framing it btw
Erling Haaland watching Manchester City lose 0-2 to Liverpool, his head in his hand.
February 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Do you ever just feel like a stuffed 17th century rhino
A rhino on exhibit at the Science Museum. It has been stuffed poorly, giving it an awkward facial expression.
February 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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COPE. SEEEEEEEETHE
21:07 GMT Everton 1-2 Liverpool Rio Ferdinand Former Man Utd defender on TNT Sports You can only imagine what that Mohamed Salah goal will have done to any Arsenal players watching on.
February 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Whoever’s doing the Everton Liverpool commentary is absolutely RAGING
A screenshot of the BBC sport app saying: “GOAL - Everton 1-2 Liverpool Against the run of play, Liverpool lead.”
February 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Seems like a suitable day to repost this
A (deleted) tweet from the official House Judiciary GOP account saying “Kanye. Elon. Trump”.
February 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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A white cat with black splodges on his back and head sits on an unmade bed and looks blearily at the camera A white cat with black splodges on his back and head sits on an unmade bed and closes his eyes
January 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Behold, the most Telegraph post of them all
A graphic posted by the Telegraph, saying: 'I'm forced to rent my spare room to pay for my son's private school VAT fee rise'
January 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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udder woke nonsense
A “condiment cow” complete with udders full of ketchup, mayo, BBQ sauce and sweet chilli
January 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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yeah the problem with meta’s moderation policy is that it’s just too gosh-darn woke
A support request from Instagram, confirming that they didn’t remove a comment going as such: “oharis_ @vihaankrishana4 okay pajeet, have u eat your cow poop ?”
January 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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small grey cats - two of them - on a blue background sharing a speech bubble saying “Splendid.”
January 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Son’s crying thanks
December 22, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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A kid hitting “play” on his laptop SO fast
December 17, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Also by all means get as draconian as you want about it - if you ban kids from doing something they *will* figure out how to do it anyway! You did it! I did it! It’ll happen to them, too!
Younger Abe Simpson pointing a la the “It’ll happen to you, too!” meme
December 17, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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yeah, you fucking virgin
A headline from the Mirror reading “You probably won't have sex today due to little-known problem”
December 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE
A pair of Union Jack loafers (??)
December 10, 2024 at 1:49 PM