Dan Schenker
@danschenker.com
I’m too anxious to write a bio. Growth lead at a small startup. Occasional photographer. Probably just posting about music.
Hey, I forgot to show you these #photography #blueskyartshow
August 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hey, I forgot to show you these #photography #blueskyartshow
Me to myself any time I get one like on my posts
July 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me to myself any time I get one like on my posts
Kids birthday parties are intense
July 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Kids birthday parties are intense
Presented with absolutely no context
June 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Presented with absolutely no context
I see that United Airlines is trying to save face in this PR nightmare, but I'm not sure that sending an email blast with a video from a guy named Captain Morgan is going to help reestablish trust in air travel safety or Newark Airport 😅
May 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I see that United Airlines is trying to save face in this PR nightmare, but I'm not sure that sending an email blast with a video from a guy named Captain Morgan is going to help reestablish trust in air travel safety or Newark Airport 😅
Technology is beautiful 🥹
May 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Technology is beautiful 🥹
Hey @fottocap.bsky.social take a picture of my face when I realized an autistic character was written into Super Mariomon 🥹
April 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hey @fottocap.bsky.social take a picture of my face when I realized an autistic character was written into Super Mariomon 🥹
I took a picture today
April 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I took a picture today
My kid knows just how to motivate me when I’m in the bathroom 🥹
April 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My kid knows just how to motivate me when I’m in the bathroom 🥹
Babe what’s wrong? You haven’t put on your Boston kreme donut deodorant today
March 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Babe what’s wrong? You haven’t put on your Boston kreme donut deodorant today
Okay, that was clever. Well played
March 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Okay, that was clever. Well played
POV the germs in my house after taking out my wife and both my kids:
March 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
POV the germs in my house after taking out my wife and both my kids:
When your family has two neurospicy kids in public school that rely on critical services provided by the DOE and Medicaid
March 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When your family has two neurospicy kids in public school that rely on critical services provided by the DOE and Medicaid
Another lifetime ago, my girlfriend (now wife) and I rented our first place together—a farm house on an active beef farm. While it stunk like manure and sounded like screaming cows once a year, I do still miss the serenity that came with living in a super rural area. #photography #newjersey
March 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Another lifetime ago, my girlfriend (now wife) and I rented our first place together—a farm house on an active beef farm. While it stunk like manure and sounded like screaming cows once a year, I do still miss the serenity that came with living in a super rural area. #photography #newjersey
Ugh my preschooler was supposed to get a library book today but he came home with an empty bag
March 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Ugh my preschooler was supposed to get a library book today but he came home with an empty bag
I’m thrilled to announce that I’m exclusively creating hopecore now
March 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’m thrilled to announce that I’m exclusively creating hopecore now
The truth is out there
March 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The truth is out there
A photo you’d use as an album cover 💿
March 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A photo you’d use as an album cover 💿
March 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If you see this, post a dragon
March 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If you see this, post a dragon