Dan Royal
@danroyal.bsky.social
Hilarious sitcom dad from Detroit
Posting in front of a live studio audience
Posting in front of a live studio audience
Alright Detroiters, you're heading down to Belle isle to wrangle this gator using only items already in your car. What's your strategy?
September 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Alright Detroiters, you're heading down to Belle isle to wrangle this gator using only items already in your car. What's your strategy?
I gotta testify
Come up on the spot looking
Come up on the spot looking
August 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I gotta testify
Come up on the spot looking
Come up on the spot looking
First Susan of the year!
June 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
First Susan of the year!
My 4yo pulled this guy from a bag of miscellaneous action figures we got at a garage sale. Having no knowledge of Star Wars he looks up at me and asks "is this a good guy or a bad guy?"
June 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My 4yo pulled this guy from a bag of miscellaneous action figures we got at a garage sale. Having no knowledge of Star Wars he looks up at me and asks "is this a good guy or a bad guy?"
Always annoyed when these articles leave out the "nineteen-teens mansion in Detroit" option
May 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Always annoyed when these articles leave out the "nineteen-teens mansion in Detroit" option
By popular demand: my all-toy Seder plate (one week early due to a schedule conflict)
April 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
By popular demand: my all-toy Seder plate (one week early due to a schedule conflict)
Joked with my barber this week that the president is going to golf SO HARD this weekend and well, lol.
Also, shout out to fox news for being the leader in coverage of the president's rec-league sports accomplishments
Also, shout out to fox news for being the leader in coverage of the president's rec-league sports accomplishments
April 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Joked with my barber this week that the president is going to golf SO HARD this weekend and well, lol.
Also, shout out to fox news for being the leader in coverage of the president's rec-league sports accomplishments
Also, shout out to fox news for being the leader in coverage of the president's rec-league sports accomplishments
One of my most vivid early book memories was reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar in my kindergarten class. Mrs. Johnson turned to the final page and me and the rest of the class were awestruck upon seeing the butterfly illustration. A true classic.
March 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
One of my most vivid early book memories was reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar in my kindergarten class. Mrs. Johnson turned to the final page and me and the rest of the class were awestruck upon seeing the butterfly illustration. A true classic.
The view from up north
February 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The view from up north
Don't recall ever seeing a city-wide text alert go out for a water main break before so I checked to see what the big deal was
Uhh...
Uhh...
February 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Don't recall ever seeing a city-wide text alert go out for a water main break before so I checked to see what the big deal was
Uhh...
Uhh...
Fun day hanging out with the guys yesterday
February 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Fun day hanging out with the guys yesterday
Reading this comment like
February 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Reading this comment like
Ok my back is up against the wall in this connect 4 match. Looking for some tactical advice, I'm thinking maybe a defensive play. Mind you my 4 year old opponent has forbade me from playing in the rightmost column.
Any help appreciated thanks in advance.
Any help appreciated thanks in advance.
January 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Ok my back is up against the wall in this connect 4 match. Looking for some tactical advice, I'm thinking maybe a defensive play. Mind you my 4 year old opponent has forbade me from playing in the rightmost column.
Any help appreciated thanks in advance.
Any help appreciated thanks in advance.
If you see this post quote with a bridge from your gallery
January 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If you see this post quote with a bridge from your gallery
Finally some SNOWWWW
January 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Finally some SNOWWWW
This type of framing has been getting on my nerves lately. Equivalent to saying "firefighters and arsonists agree that the extent of the fire is unacceptable". They do not agree on anything, rather they have opposing criticisms. Saying they "agree" is superficial both-sides-ism at its worst.
December 23, 2024 at 1:19 AM
This type of framing has been getting on my nerves lately. Equivalent to saying "firefighters and arsonists agree that the extent of the fire is unacceptable". They do not agree on anything, rather they have opposing criticisms. Saying they "agree" is superficial both-sides-ism at its worst.