Dan Renaydo AKA Alex
danrenaydo.bsky.social
Dan Renaydo AKA Alex
@danrenaydo.bsky.social
He/Him. Tabletop and video games, metal, whiskey, cigars and dank leftist memes.
Well shit, you gotta get those fucking numbers up.
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is what I don't get about you wizard types. You sit around all day pondering your orb instead of picking up an axe and building a better future out of orc skulls.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I've never been able to get into lava lamps. By the time they warm up, I'm no longer in the mood to stare at a lava lamp.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Well, shit. Mine is probably also the Mighty Nein.

Unless you count setting a TV up to run in an empty house as "watching a show," in which case the Only Murders trio is coming to save me, which is... Better? Worse?
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Gotta be the Terminator skeleton for me.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Don hasn't felt this way about a man since Clinton.
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
When you got a 3+ save against the haters.
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Hm. I think my sister needs to see this one.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Vaush was bragging about her, so the news immediately became uncool by association.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
A discipline for people who want to understand the universe but don't have enough math skills for science.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My dog whenever we go somewhere in the car.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"It's called a *raid* boss, Larry. I won't even need to fight it. Just run in and take all its stuff."
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Launch all the gay."
"But Commander-"
(Pounds control panel) "ALL OF IT!"
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Nandor would never trade in his US Olympic team jersey for some lesser team's colors. It's like the new writers don't know the lore at all! 😛
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Sleepy floofersaurus
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Shoot, I didn't even know there was a third one coming. Now I've got something to look forward to.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The legend lives on
In the paper I just bought
Of the long ago age called last Tuesday.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'll send you the drugs you need to make it as accurate as possible.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Let's just say I'm never shopping at Crazy Xenophon's Used Donkey Dealership again. Then again, nobody else ever will either.
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
D&D is like a war game. The dice always betray me when I'm just trying to hit an immobilized target at point blank range and then I get killed the very next turn.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Perhaps, but it does make a damn good milkshake.
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Halfway through the list, I started hearing it in my head like a unit in an RTS acknowledging the player's orders.
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM
They do make pumpkin spice eggnog.
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If I got a vote, you'd have it.
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Better get me some Louis trays so I can serve you deez nuts.
November 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM