Dan Simpson
@danpsimpson.bsky.social
I don’t know man, I just don’t know.
Sometimes you dress as a cat who has done a bad job dressing as a miner (and who is wearing a dagger as a fascinator). (Aka Aloysius, my dnd character.)
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Sometimes you dress as a cat who has done a bad job dressing as a miner (and who is wearing a dagger as a fascinator). (Aka Aloysius, my dnd character.)
I accidentally took a perfect photo at the Jim E Brown gig*
* Squeezed between two goth bands playing to an all ages audience several of whom were in full white pancake. Never have I seen a performer more in sync with his audience as when he closed with “How do I stop crying when I masturbate?”
* Squeezed between two goth bands playing to an all ages audience several of whom were in full white pancake. Never have I seen a performer more in sync with his audience as when he closed with “How do I stop crying when I masturbate?”
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I accidentally took a perfect photo at the Jim E Brown gig*
* Squeezed between two goth bands playing to an all ages audience several of whom were in full white pancake. Never have I seen a performer more in sync with his audience as when he closed with “How do I stop crying when I masturbate?”
* Squeezed between two goth bands playing to an all ages audience several of whom were in full white pancake. Never have I seen a performer more in sync with his audience as when he closed with “How do I stop crying when I masturbate?”
I’ll take “Things not to say while giving a handjob” for 400
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’ll take “Things not to say while giving a handjob” for 400
So @avehtari.bsky.social and Andrew have been plugging away on the workflow book. I’m doing some edits
September 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So @avehtari.bsky.social and Andrew have been plugging away on the workflow book. I’m doing some edits
Masquerade was certainly a night that I spent standing next to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Masquerade was certainly a night that I spent standing next to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Anyway here’s a goat from an Amish dairy.
August 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Anyway here’s a goat from an Amish dairy.
A little Laurie Anderson
August 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A little Laurie Anderson
Visiting DC for the first time and it really is sedate here. Like I’m assuming this is off season because it’s just quiet.
August 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Visiting DC for the first time and it really is sedate here. Like I’m assuming this is off season because it’s just quiet.
WBN releasing this and making me have these feelings in the middle of my work day? Rude.
August 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
WBN releasing this and making me have these feelings in the middle of my work day? Rude.
The Leslie-Lohman is always a blast.
July 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The Leslie-Lohman is always a blast.
I think my fan is haunted
July 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I think my fan is haunted
Tonight I sat in the rain and watched the first third of this (presented as an impromptu concert because of the rain, stopped early because of the rain). It was magnificent.
July 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Tonight I sat in the rain and watched the first third of this (presented as an impromptu concert because of the rain, stopped early because of the rain). It was magnificent.
Excuse me while I write poetry about these fucking limes.
July 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Excuse me while I write poetry about these fucking limes.
Scene report: I love a play that simply cannot exist in any way outside of that room without those people.
June 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Scene report: I love a play that simply cannot exist in any way outside of that room without those people.
The only ally I care about this Pride season is these fans on the L platform at union square
June 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The only ally I care about this Pride season is these fans on the L platform at union square
Correlation is not causation
May 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Correlation is not causation
If that counts as a sport maybe I’m into sports
May 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If that counts as a sport maybe I’m into sports
There is a very real chance that that’s the last time I ever give an academic talk and, well, it ended as it should: utter chaos.
(Also yes. That footnote was somehow on every slide)
(Also yes. That footnote was somehow on every slide)
May 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
There is a very real chance that that’s the last time I ever give an academic talk and, well, it ended as it should: utter chaos.
(Also yes. That footnote was somehow on every slide)
(Also yes. That footnote was somehow on every slide)
Giving a talk (I don’t know how to use Beamer anymore)
May 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Giving a talk (I don’t know how to use Beamer anymore)
