I wrote him in for my local school board. Do better.

Can't remember my kid's Social Security number but at least I'll always know that Joe Millionaire's real name was Evan Marriott

I asked several car dealers if they had any cars made in the last 5 years that came without a backup camera because "I don't need all that technology crap"

(I was overruled by my wife)

We've been reading this one for about 5 weeks now. Every night. We like the cement mixer the best.

Go Birds

Longerbeam was originally a Temple commit before Rutgers offered IIRC. Bird teams must know ball

This fucking guy.