What exactly is Santa’s visa status these days? I’m not seeing an H1B category for toy delivery plus his livestock registrations and employment records are super shady.

This reminds me of the drug dealer who came to talk to my 9th grade class about how dangerous it was being a drug dealer

Or actually talking about it caused a 10-point swing to the D’s with local excitement

Wut? That’s a measure of a healthy risk pool

How does this compare to his Oct 2017 numbers? Would be interesting to compare

How about mandatory drug and alcohol testing for the cabinet

“OBBBA” is a perfect name. It’s the sound most voters will make while clutching their mouth, when they find out how much these federal budget cuts are going add to their health insurance premiums.