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Allegedly funny writer-person with a sports newsletter and a screenwriting degree.
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It’s called Kryptonite, T. It’s this green shit that makes Superman piss his pants and fall over.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It’s called Kryptonite, T. It’s this green shit that makes Superman piss his pants and fall over.
Detroit Lions wide receiver room (2025)
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Detroit Lions wide receiver room (2025)
🎶 Hold me now
I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking
Maybe six feet
ain’t so far down🎶
I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking
Maybe six feet
ain’t so far down🎶
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
🎶 Hold me now
I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking
Maybe six feet
ain’t so far down🎶
I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking
Maybe six feet
ain’t so far down🎶
12 angry men but it’s about 12 very hungry guys arguing for 7 hours about throwing a sandwich at a cop. “By golly fellas, I just don’t think the mayo makes a difference.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
12 angry men but it’s about 12 very hungry guys arguing for 7 hours about throwing a sandwich at a cop. “By golly fellas, I just don’t think the mayo makes a difference.”
The funniest part of the Bible is when Jesus feeds the multitudes and THERE ARE LEFTOVERS!
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The funniest part of the Bible is when Jesus feeds the multitudes and THERE ARE LEFTOVERS!
Michigan basketball coaches every time a possession lasts more than 5 seconds
November 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Michigan basketball coaches every time a possession lasts more than 5 seconds
Reacting to the fumble
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Reacting to the fumble
The Denver Broncos
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Denver Broncos
DB Cooper did it
September 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
DB Cooper did it
Checking on my favorite football teams after working through the weekend
September 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Checking on my favorite football teams after working through the weekend
“Hey Dan, did you see the Naked Gun reboot?”
Yeah I loved it
Yeah I loved it
August 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
“Hey Dan, did you see the Naked Gun reboot?”
Yeah I loved it
Yeah I loved it
I have to declare martial law. The Super Mutants have taken over DC.
August 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I have to declare martial law. The Super Mutants have taken over DC.
No matter how bad your day was, it was better than this person’s
August 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
No matter how bad your day was, it was better than this person’s
"they don't make right-wing propaganda movies like they used to," he said with a heavy sigh.
August 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"they don't make right-wing propaganda movies like they used to," he said with a heavy sigh.
Bouncer keeps JD Vance from entering the situation room (2025)
June 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Bouncer keeps JD Vance from entering the situation room (2025)
I really appreciate interviews where the interviewer is deeply stupid but the interviewee is on an Emmy tour so he can’t just yell out “what are you, deeply stupid or something?”
June 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I really appreciate interviews where the interviewer is deeply stupid but the interviewee is on an Emmy tour so he can’t just yell out “what are you, deeply stupid or something?”
Job Prays to God so that He might let the Maple Leafs make the Stanley Cup Finals just once in the modern era
May 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Job Prays to God so that He might let the Maple Leafs make the Stanley Cup Finals just once in the modern era
Andor S2E10 is so good 🥲
May 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Andor S2E10 is so good 🥲
Inside the NBA on TNT covers the new Pope
May 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Inside the NBA on TNT covers the new Pope
Augustinians seeing who the new Pope is
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Augustinians seeing who the new Pope is
Inside the NBA on TNT covers the conclave
May 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Inside the NBA on TNT covers the conclave
Canadian Conservative Party blew a 25 point lead just like the Atlanta Falcons
April 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Canadian Conservative Party blew a 25 point lead just like the Atlanta Falcons
british voice: "wut if marley and me was anti-fascist?"
(I liked this movie quite a bit)
(I liked this movie quite a bit)
April 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
british voice: "wut if marley and me was anti-fascist?"
(I liked this movie quite a bit)
(I liked this movie quite a bit)