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Dan Piraro Bizarro
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Cartoonist, artist, writer, ephemeral grouping of atoms
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Today feels more like a funeral than a celebration.
A crowd of journalists and camera operators tapes a press conference on the steps of the Capitol. The decaying corpses of Jefferson, Washington, and Ben Franklin stand before them. Washington says, "Seriously? I think the reason we came back from the dead is pretty obvious. Next question."
July 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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RFK Jr. has hired anti-vaccine activist David Geier to lead a study looking to link autism to vaccines, although that link has been heavily studied and thoroughly debunked. Geier does not have a medical degree & was disciplined in Maryland for practicing medicine without a license.
M(aking)AGA
Comic of a support group consisting of Bigfoot, a leprechaun, a mermaid, and a pink unicorn. On a chair next to the mermaid is a small vile of syrem. She points to it and says, "I'd like everyone to welcome our newest member to the group, the vaccine that causes autism."
March 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Does the word "ventriloquist" occur to anyone else?

#trump #musk #theMumps #humor #satire #doomed
Photo of Musk and Trump in a Tesla looking like a couple of idiotic adolescents.
March 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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We'd better all start studying the languages on our 23andMe reports.

#humor #politics #politicalcartoon #comic #immigration #trump #nativeAmericans #whitesupremacy #bizarro #danpiraro
Comic of a scene in the Oval Office. The president is a Native American, and he is signing an official document on his desk as three non-white aids of various races look on. The caption reads: "January 2029, President Standing Bear signs an executive order to deport all Caucasians back to Europe."
March 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I heard that yesterday was a holiday, and if true, I should've posted this cartoon.
#stpatrick #comic #medusa #stpatricksday #blinddate #bizarro
Comic drawing of a Catholic bishop wearing a green robe and sitting at a cocktail table with a drink in front of him. Across from him is a woman in a Greek toga with a glass of wine in front of her. She is completely bald and covering her face in shame. The bishop sheepishly says, "Sorry." The caption below says, "ill-fated blind date: st. Patrick and Medusa."
March 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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In this week's blog post are the latest Bizarro cartoons and some reasons why a couple of books I've read recently make me less anxious about the state of the world. www.bizarro.com/blog/2025/3/...
March 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I've posted a new story on Medium about superhero fashions. "Here's What Violent Criminals Don't Want You to Know: They're terrified of Spandex." Some of my comics illustrate the narrative. Enjoy!
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Comic of Spider-Man saying to Superman, "I just think it opens you up to needless ridicule to wear your undies on the outside."
March 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I've posted a new story on Medium.com titled "The Black Terror & Red Salvation of Hell's Orphange." It's a personal story about my first few months of Catholic school, of course, and it's as hilarious as the title suggests. AS always, I've included some comics. medium.com/the-springbo...
A photo from 1960 of a boy and girl toddler dressed in corny cowboy outfits typical of the era.
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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My latest article on Medium, "The Bible Belt and Other Fashion Accessories of the Apocalypse," is a satirical look at America and its Americans. medium.com/muddyum/the-...
February 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Because I do art for a living, people ask me what I think of AI. Creativity is our species' superpower. Using a machine to do it for us is like Superman hanging up his cape in favor of flying budget airlines.
Comic illustration of Manhattan. The caption reads: Another quiet day in Metropolis—until Superman takes off to save Lois Lane, unaware that his cape is caught in the door of a bus. Upon looking closer, we see a small silhouette of Superman flying away with a city bus attached to his cape.
February 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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If you're a member of Medium dot com ($5/mo), I've been posting articles there for a few months. My most recent is called "Being Famous Isn't What You Think: It Can Even Kill You." I hope you'll give it a look. medium.com/the-springbo...
A woman stands on the balcony of a high-rise building at night, wistfully staring off with a glass of wine in her hand. Next to her, Mickey Mouse stands leaning on the balcony, also with a glass of wine. He too, looks wistful. Mickey says, "I'm sick and tired of being anthropomorphized. Why can't I succeed or fail based on my abilities as a rodent?"
February 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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President Musk wants to colonize Mars. I hope he succeeds and takes his orange-faced sock puppet and their followers with him.
Comic drawing of an astronaut on the surface of an orange planet. The caption reads: Worst thing about Mars...too little oxygen to play air guitar.
February 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My latest blog post has a freaky book recommendation and the week's Bizarro cartoons. www.bizarro.com/blog/2025/2/...
A cartoon clown from my latest Sunday Bizarro cartoon. My link leads to the this week's blog post.
February 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Anyone with two I.Q. points to rub together to make heat knows that Trump is an immoral dumpster fire of a human. The people I blame most are those Americans who do not vote, believing that all politicians are alike.
They will now learn the painful fallacy of that perspective. As will we all.
January 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM