Dan Pawson
@danpawson.bsky.social
Global health, jeopardy, baseball... y'know, the big three specialties. All opinions strictly my own.
Big day for English teachers
August 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Big day for English teachers
Zach, you’re thinking about this wrong. How do you think we centralize the money to fund our secret cabals?
June 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Zach, you’re thinking about this wrong. How do you think we centralize the money to fund our secret cabals?
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Claire you're such a good storyteller! If I were a media oligarch I'd hire you in a SECOND.
Claire you're such a good storyteller! If I were a media oligarch I'd hire you in a SECOND.
June 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Claire you're such a good storyteller! If I were a media oligarch I'd hire you in a SECOND.
Claire you're such a good storyteller! If I were a media oligarch I'd hire you in a SECOND.
being Ruttered has lost a little bit of its cachet. I swear, he was unbeatable!! *waves walker*
May 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
being Ruttered has lost a little bit of its cachet. I swear, he was unbeatable!! *waves walker*
Don’t give up, you’re 7% of the way to tying it
April 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Don’t give up, you’re 7% of the way to tying it
I’m annoyed at the quality of this pun
April 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m annoyed at the quality of this pun
Can you imagine San Diego’s frustration? You start the season by winning three straight against the Braves, and you’re somehow back a game.
March 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Can you imagine San Diego’s frustration? You start the season by winning three straight against the Braves, and you’re somehow back a game.
I am rejoining the thread to note that procedurally generated pitcher Brent Headrick is now in for the Yankees, with Steve Legjoe and James Elbowchris warming in the bullpen.
March 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I am rejoining the thread to note that procedurally generated pitcher Brent Headrick is now in for the Yankees, with Steve Legjoe and James Elbowchris warming in the bullpen.
New project, win one of the ALS contests and get @joeposnanski.bsky.social to write the Slade Heathcott essay the world needs.
March 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
New project, win one of the ALS contests and get @joeposnanski.bsky.social to write the Slade Heathcott essay the world needs.
As far as I can tell this thread is now more than half of all bsky content on Slade Heathcott. Keep doing us proud, Slade!
March 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As far as I can tell this thread is now more than half of all bsky content on Slade Heathcott. Keep doing us proud, Slade!
He was a first-round pick, played in 17 MLB games at 24, slashed 400/429/720, kicked around hitting decently at AAA for a few seasons, then retired before 30 to become a pilot. Slade Heathcott deserves to be Remembered (tm).
March 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
He was a first-round pick, played in 17 MLB games at 24, slashed 400/429/720, kicked around hitting decently at AAA for a few seasons, then retired before 30 to become a pilot. Slade Heathcott deserves to be Remembered (tm).
It’s chuck schumer’s online persona to reach gen z, The Schoom
March 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It’s chuck schumer’s online persona to reach gen z, The Schoom
“And human tariffs. It’s that thing, where an American steals a thousand dollars from two Canadians by naming their river.”
March 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
“And human tariffs. It’s that thing, where an American steals a thousand dollars from two Canadians by naming their river.”
Advanced challenge: do it in the fewest number of movies
March 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Advanced challenge: do it in the fewest number of movies
Salmon Rushdie? John Updike, Truman Capote?
February 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Salmon Rushdie? John Updike, Truman Capote?