Dan Patrick
@danpatrick42.bsky.social
My name is Dan and I’m here to party
It’d be terrible for lots of reasons, but the idea of jd Vance being vice president like this for ten different republican assholes is very funny
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It’d be terrible for lots of reasons, but the idea of jd Vance being vice president like this for ten different republican assholes is very funny
Lots of prison guard ptsd
December 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Lots of prison guard ptsd
It’d last the rest of your life
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It’d last the rest of your life
Can’t wait for every porno to start with a priest and some I do’s
December 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Can’t wait for every porno to start with a priest and some I do’s
Bangless for so long is the title of my memoir
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Bangless for so long is the title of my memoir
Never seen a dog named Liam before
December 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Never seen a dog named Liam before
I used to love saying “say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it’s an ethos”. Now I’m not so sure
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I used to love saying “say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it’s an ethos”. Now I’m not so sure
You should ask when you can meet mr kirk
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You should ask when you can meet mr kirk
Jacob Rees-mogged these zoomers today
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Jacob Rees-mogged these zoomers today
Skill issue. My mom still rocks me to sleep
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Skill issue. My mom still rocks me to sleep
This is a great picture!
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is a great picture!
Hey Meghan you’re great and the birbs need you
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey Meghan you’re great and the birbs need you
You look so happy!!
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You look so happy!!
Who’s going to take the ball away before you can kick it? You Charlie Brown? I don’t think so
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Who’s going to take the ball away before you can kick it? You Charlie Brown? I don’t think so
That wave sure looks angry
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
That wave sure looks angry
I thought it did
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I thought it did
I’m picturing a hallmark movie where a big city mayor gives up the office upon meeting the person of their dreams in Uzbekistan
November 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m picturing a hallmark movie where a big city mayor gives up the office upon meeting the person of their dreams in Uzbekistan
Women are always walking behind you, making no sound, and then returning to the underworld when you turn around
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Women are always walking behind you, making no sound, and then returning to the underworld when you turn around
I think liberals will win in Ohio when LeBron runs for governor
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I think liberals will win in Ohio when LeBron runs for governor
Going on the dating site to insult everyone’s taste in men
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Going on the dating site to insult everyone’s taste in men
Those are great boots
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Those are great boots
It’s such an insane response. Just a bunch of dudes seeing a pretty woman and getting so mad
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It’s such an insane response. Just a bunch of dudes seeing a pretty woman and getting so mad
It will be called 2F21
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
It will be called 2F21