He's really great at finding sticks for me to throw that I can't physically throw in front of him - I have to have him sit while I throw and then he fetches

Never gonna find a more focused person than a parent with a newborn who is sleeping 😂

I spent many hours coding with our oldest tucked in on my chest when he was that age 😍

My third-grade teacher had an entire drawer dedicated to things she took away from me. Didn't know they were called fidget toys back then 😂

After school I went to the office and it was sitting on the secretary's desk. She was about to give it to me with a "don't bring this back to school, dummy" but then the assistant principal came in and we had to call my parents. Damn you Mr Nurse!!!!

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