When I was 3 I laughed like a crazy person at the builder at our house who kept a pencil behind his ear. Now i do it literally 40 hours a week.

Just watched Phonebooth. Yknow Phonebooth, yeah?
Phone
booth?
I just watched it.

Welcome to Bluesky! Where shit comedian Ricky Gervais doesnt have me blocked for saying that his shit standup is shit, and HB icecream haven't blocked me for going on hunger strike to bring back the fat frog ice cream!

Wee thing I've learned.
Its never a good sign if Jeremy Clarkson is on your side.

Funny to me when people call celebrities by their first name, esp if they have a stage name
People calling the Weekend Abel especially tickle me.

Splitting the G has to be the most loser behaviour somebody can exhibit

"Oh I love pints. I love them so much I'm gonna get them over and done with!"