Dan of Avonlea
danofavonlea.bsky.social
Dan of Avonlea
@danofavonlea.bsky.social
'Mildly as hell'
Wikipedia articles I read while waiting in the emergency room today:

Whiskers
Feta cheese
First Balkan War
Second Balkan War
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
'The ghost of a steam train rattles down our track'
October 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
'Couldn't tackle a good fish supper'
September 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Brakes are good, tires are fair.
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Karma to burn
August 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
'We have our peculiarities but we're civilized.' - Rebecca Dew, 'Anne of Windy Poplars' by Lucy Maud Montgomery (1936).
August 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
To every thing there is a season
August 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Anthropomorphism 🤌
August 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
July 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Early onset geriatric profanity disorder
July 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Everybody needs something to pass the time
June 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
'Couldn't knock the smile off his face with a shovel'
June 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Mondays aren't actually worse than any other day according to a group of researchers who've never read a Garfield comic
May 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Escape goat
May 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
'I've been tempted in the last few years to change my name to Horatio Nelson.'
May 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My dad says butane’s a bastard gas
May 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I played with a big dog today so I got that going for me
May 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
'You speak like a poet, but you punch like one too'
May 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In your face, Temple of Artemis
April 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
April 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Look closely and you'll see Coors cans in the bed and a Fuck Trudeau sticker on the Popemobile
April 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
'Awful pretty song' - Hank Williams
March 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Only god can judge your gambling addiction
February 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Do you think birds that live at airports have a bad self-image?
February 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM