Dannythetwo
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Dannythetwo
@dannythetwo.bsky.social
· Sep 17
A confused, but well meaning alcoholic feminist: I mean yeah, I’d choose the beer too.
It was bad enough that you were aiding, but now I find out you were also abetting? Ridiculous.
December 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It was bad enough that you were aiding, but now I find out you were also abetting? Ridiculous.
Listen, you need to choose. Do you want me to cease or do you want me to desist?
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Listen, you need to choose. Do you want me to cease or do you want me to desist?
Im soooooo drumbk right now but loowkeyy somwtimes the the devil i dont know is better dont kill me 🙈
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Im soooooo drumbk right now but loowkeyy somwtimes the the devil i dont know is better dont kill me 🙈
Garlic steak fries could kill a vampire in two different ways
October 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Garlic steak fries could kill a vampire in two different ways
You may have won the the thumb battle…
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You may have won the the thumb battle…
‘Bloodlust’ is one of the coolest words in the US Dictionary. It was so close to being bad too, imagine we called it bloodhorny
October 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
‘Bloodlust’ is one of the coolest words in the US Dictionary. It was so close to being bad too, imagine we called it bloodhorny
Im so poor i dont get scared by final destination shit. Im like hell yeah free pipe
September 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Im so poor i dont get scared by final destination shit. Im like hell yeah free pipe
Tipping culture is out of control now its like the whole shaft
September 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Tipping culture is out of control now its like the whole shaft
50 cent fursona may be 50 purr cent
September 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
50 cent fursona may be 50 purr cent
Pooping is so freaky like wym theres poop involved ?
September 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Pooping is so freaky like wym theres poop involved ?
Opposite of “real shit” is shampoo
September 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Opposite of “real shit” is shampoo
At the euthanasia clinic the guy won’t pull the lever until I say “MAY you kill me?”
August 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
At the euthanasia clinic the guy won’t pull the lever until I say “MAY you kill me?”
Pied Piper was definitely on the epstein list
August 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Pied Piper was definitely on the epstein list
Spelling bee is a misnomer, you gotta know how to spell a lot more words than that
August 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Spelling bee is a misnomer, you gotta know how to spell a lot more words than that
Plural of fetish is fettuccine
July 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Plural of fetish is fettuccine
Guy who doesn’t understand how fridges work:
“I put my mac and cheese in the fridge and hour ago but I’m still gay!”
“I put my mac and cheese in the fridge and hour ago but I’m still gay!”
July 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Guy who doesn’t understand how fridges work:
“I put my mac and cheese in the fridge and hour ago but I’m still gay!”
“I put my mac and cheese in the fridge and hour ago but I’m still gay!”
Ever notice that we cook bacon but we bake cookin
July 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ever notice that we cook bacon but we bake cookin
Had a dream that Reba McEntire came out as non-binary. Literally nothing scary happened, but I know it was a nightmare because I woke up sweating and screaming
July 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Had a dream that Reba McEntire came out as non-binary. Literally nothing scary happened, but I know it was a nightmare because I woke up sweating and screaming
Me before my second rodeo: “This ain’t my first rodeo”
May 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Me before my second rodeo: “This ain’t my first rodeo”
Say what you want about our education system, but I’ll never forget:
In case of fire, Stop, Drop, Roll, and sometimes Y
In case of fire, Stop, Drop, Roll, and sometimes Y
May 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Say what you want about our education system, but I’ll never forget:
In case of fire, Stop, Drop, Roll, and sometimes Y
In case of fire, Stop, Drop, Roll, and sometimes Y
Poopy René Descartes be like “I stink, therefore I am.” Haha! Just kidding guys, I like to have fun sometimes, you can’t take me too seriously.
April 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Poopy René Descartes be like “I stink, therefore I am.” Haha! Just kidding guys, I like to have fun sometimes, you can’t take me too seriously.
I was with you at first when you decided to quote. But now you want to unquote? Stop being greedy.
February 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I was with you at first when you decided to quote. But now you want to unquote? Stop being greedy.
Everyone complains about Disney being too woke nowadays, as if they didn’t have a hyena T4T lesbian polycule in 1994
January 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Everyone complains about Disney being too woke nowadays, as if they didn’t have a hyena T4T lesbian polycule in 1994