I had an amazing time last night talkin about great Whiskey from @rangercreek at the Whiskey Business event. Thanks to y’all for comin out and making the event better!

Getting a job after the military:

Interviewer: "why should you work in customer service?"

Me: "Well, I'm really good at apologizing for things that aren't my fault."

Thanksgiving: "I am thankful for all these blessings in my life."

Black Friday: Upper cuts a 70 year old for a stainless steel toaster.

Adorable idea: Co-workers have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating yogurt called Robert

Ya'll ever breathe quieter going up a hill so bystanders don't hear you fighting for your life?

Italian night! It was amazing! Thank you for having us and letting us game dress up! #itilianfood #carbsarelife #awesome #amazing #friends #gladiatorcowboy #fun

"Can you multitask?"

Me: Yes, I'm actually losing my shit and chillin at the same time. 😎