“Kids can be cruel” “we can?” “OW!”

I couldn’t get over the fact that peacemaker is the only clothed one at the orgy *HE* was hosting 😂

I do not miss Fred Durst Fridays, though I do miss Wahlburger Wednesdays

Nah, he’s way too nice

Counterpoint: who would have tortured me for the last nearly decade and a half?

This is the type of shit that keeps me from getting survivor series tickets when it’s gonna be in my backyard

Your watch clearly knows nothing about your ears. “Be careful, you don’t want tinitis”