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Daniel Kahn
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RIP Twitter I guess
Wario and Peach are exes but he’s too busy being in a situationship with Captain Syrup to do anything about it, Daisy and Luigi are dating but Luigi is terrified of her because of how pretty she is, and Waluigi is an incel.
June 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Yoshi and Birdo are an item, same with Toad and Toadette and Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong, (no relation) Donkey Kong and Candy are exes and he’s clearly still into Paulene,
June 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
They can't fit Puyo Puyo on a game card?
April 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
You know all those thinkpieces that say Batman is the biggest danger to Gotham because of his "morals" against killing mass-murderers like the Joker?

You guys are exactly as complicit in what the Republicans do by refusing to take them head on. Every. Damn. time.
April 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's growing on me. I really appreciate how expressive he is in the trailer!
April 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Oh, and no analog triggers still?
April 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Nobody’s going to use the video chat, nobody’s buying a new webcam - assuming it even works, given Nintendo’s track record with online.
It was a mistake to not include 1+2 Switch with the original system, making that Switch 2 demo game a paid game is a huge mistake.
April 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Cons:
Technical issues, really?
The price… yikes.
The mouse thing doesn’t appeal to me so much, otherwise I’d be playing PC games.
April 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
More of this and down with Al garbage.
And release Coyote vs. ACME already!
March 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
See this movie and show them how important these classic cartoons are and how wonderful they are when done right, and not in a "see how many IP's and celebrities we can shove into this movie"sort of way.
March 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If you care about animation at all, run, don't walk to see this one. It's wild that Warner Bros. had such little faith in their flagship IP that they'd sell it off to another distributor.
March 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
You know that whole adage about "If there’s a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 Nazis?"

That's what you fuckers did today.
March 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Aw yeah, this is happening!
February 6, 2025 at 7:35 AM
So are you going to do something or are you just gonna whine and beg for money?
February 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM