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@dannydevito.bsky.social
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actor, copy editor, generally crass. i am not danny devito
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they took out a machine at my train station and uncovered an ancient relic
a poster for the 1999 film “stuart little” at a subway station
December 13, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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fb comment. Laird Allen: No power on god's grey earth, in Heaven or Hell, could move me to read that grotesquery with my face eyes
November 22, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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a player on club penguin says “what do you mean you’re being murdered. that’s illegal people can’t do that”
November 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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happy birthday to this american icon 🫡
danny devito on a sidewalk walking a daschund
November 18, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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me to me
November 7, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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ATTENZIONE!!!! GATTA IN SCATOLA
tabby cat curled up in a box
August 6, 2023 at 2:15 AM
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SAG: we get paid late
AMPTP: lmao soooo true bestie 💓
SAG-AFTRA’s proposal: “late payment: increase liquidated damages due to the unacceptable trend of egregiously late payments.” AMPTP’s response: “Rejected. Though they admit that their companies consistently pay late, they have stated that they still will not pay on time, even with increased penalties.”
July 18, 2023 at 4:21 PM
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need to buy some replacement mop heads. should i save 5% on 2 select items
screenshot from amazon reads “save 5% on 2 select item(s)” left: amazon listing for replacement mop heads; right: jeffrey epstein air freshener, reads “this air freshener didn’t hang itself”
July 7, 2023 at 10:13 PM
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the other day he followed a spider around, put it in his mouth, and spit it out completely intact. just a silly little guy
black cat laying belly up on a couch
July 7, 2023 at 1:56 PM
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sooooo true !
promoted tweet from @inspireuplift. caption says “Love this T-shirt!” includes photo of t shirt that says “the next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy”
July 7, 2023 at 5:21 AM
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shooting the sun with a water gun
July 5, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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😌
anne hathaway wears a pink babydoll dress over bootcut jeans and pointy white heels at the ella enchanted premiere. the step and repeat backdrop has logos for miramax films, teen People, and caboodles. the caption is in yellow writing and says “hello LGBT community”
July 5, 2023 at 1:50 AM