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Last night, I discovered I needed an emergency Brown Sauce (HP naturally) for my stew (it's the law). I can only say my flabber was indeed gasted when I discovered Tesco wanted to charge me £4 ... Yes FOUR POUNDS!!! For the privilege ... I still don't think I've fully recovered #endoftimes
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November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Last night, I discovered I needed an emergency Brown Sauce (HP naturally) for my stew (it's the law). I can only say my flabber was indeed gasted when I discovered Tesco wanted to charge me £4 ... Yes FOUR POUNDS!!! For the privilege ... I still don't think I've fully recovered #endoftimes
Wise web people, a little advice? Google have decided to kill my "smart" Google Nest thermostat (I'm livid), and I'm looking for a replacement without subscriptions (why do we have to keep paying for stuff?) Any suggestions? Love ya all, a lot more than I do Google xx
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Wise web people, a little advice? Google have decided to kill my "smart" Google Nest thermostat (I'm livid), and I'm looking for a replacement without subscriptions (why do we have to keep paying for stuff?) Any suggestions? Love ya all, a lot more than I do Google xx
Did you know it's possible to HEAR someone's brain work? This is me talking on BBC TWO WALES when telly decided it didn't want to telly anymore and I was trying to figure out how to get it all working again, whilst talking live. You wouldn't get this if I was pre-recorded 😉#Announcer
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Did you know it's possible to HEAR someone's brain work? This is me talking on BBC TWO WALES when telly decided it didn't want to telly anymore and I was trying to figure out how to get it all working again, whilst talking live. You wouldn't get this if I was pre-recorded 😉#Announcer
Can someone please have a word with Kerry Gold and tell them there is literally no craic in them giving us half the butter we used to get for the same price? Spreading it so thinly now it's not even touching the sides 😭 This cost of living crisis needs to be ova! Sick of it 😡
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October 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Can someone please have a word with Kerry Gold and tell them there is literally no craic in them giving us half the butter we used to get for the same price? Spreading it so thinly now it's not even touching the sides 😭 This cost of living crisis needs to be ova! Sick of it 😡
Let me be the first to say ... MERRY CHRISTMAS ... from Tesco ... In August! (In saying that, they did have the Christmas Bakewells, but I resisted) 🎄🎄☃️⛄🎅🏻🦌🎄🎄
August 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Let me be the first to say ... MERRY CHRISTMAS ... from Tesco ... In August! (In saying that, they did have the Christmas Bakewells, but I resisted) 🎄🎄☃️⛄🎅🏻🦌🎄🎄
Have you ever watched a TV series that moved you so much you've never forgotten it? For me it was The Real World San Francisco (Series/season 3) from
@MTV @mtvuk.bsky.social I've just started watching it again, not sure I'll be able to finish it #Pedro 😭
@MTV @mtvuk.bsky.social I've just started watching it again, not sure I'll be able to finish it #Pedro 😭
August 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Have you ever watched a TV series that moved you so much you've never forgotten it? For me it was The Real World San Francisco (Series/season 3) from
@MTV @mtvuk.bsky.social I've just started watching it again, not sure I'll be able to finish it #Pedro 😭
@MTV @mtvuk.bsky.social I've just started watching it again, not sure I'll be able to finish it #Pedro 😭
Have you ever watched a TV series that moved you so much you've never forgotten it? For me it was The Real World San Francisco (Series/season 3) from @MTV @MTVUK. I've just started watching it again, not sure I'll be able to finish it #Pedro 😭
August 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Have you ever watched a TV series that moved you so much you've never forgotten it? For me it was The Real World San Francisco (Series/season 3) from @MTV @MTVUK. I've just started watching it again, not sure I'll be able to finish it #Pedro 😭
Live Aid @ 40 ... Brilliant doc on BBCiPlayer. Everything from Do They Know It's Christmas to Live 8 ... There were tears ... I laughed ... And Tony Blair towards the end of ep 3 "one of the last moments of truly global solidarity, that I can remember" - that really hit home 😢
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July 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Live Aid @ 40 ... Brilliant doc on BBCiPlayer. Everything from Do They Know It's Christmas to Live 8 ... There were tears ... I laughed ... And Tony Blair towards the end of ep 3 "one of the last moments of truly global solidarity, that I can remember" - that really hit home 😢
I've been totally engrossed by #ELO on BBC TWO tonight. I was lucky enough to attend this concert in Hyde Park ... But still haven't got over it was in 2014 😱 How is that even possible? I suspect I may be missing a few years somewhere along the way ... If you find them I don't want them back! 😂
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July 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I've been totally engrossed by #ELO on BBC TWO tonight. I was lucky enough to attend this concert in Hyde Park ... But still haven't got over it was in 2014 😱 How is that even possible? I suspect I may be missing a few years somewhere along the way ... If you find them I don't want them back! 😂
Apart from melting, what are you up to tonight? Fancy a film that will have you in stitches? BRILLIANT soundtrack to boot! #Priscillaqueenofthedesert tonight at 11pm on BBC TWO WALES (and the rest of the UK) ... A cock ... In a frock ... On a rock! X #Priscilla
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June 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Apart from melting, what are you up to tonight? Fancy a film that will have you in stitches? BRILLIANT soundtrack to boot! #Priscillaqueenofthedesert tonight at 11pm on BBC TWO WALES (and the rest of the UK) ... A cock ... In a frock ... On a rock! X #Priscilla
The way some people speak to NHS staff absolutely disgusts me. Have some respect, and treat them with the respect and dignity they deserve. If you can't do that ... Don't use their services! #NHS
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June 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The way some people speak to NHS staff absolutely disgusts me. Have some respect, and treat them with the respect and dignity they deserve. If you can't do that ... Don't use their services! #NHS
When I went to Battersea to collect this little lady, I really didn't expect her to still be in my life 21 years later! Happy 21st birthday Liza 🎈🎈 (and a BIG thank you to all of you who have helped me look after her over the years xx)
June 7, 2025 at 8:13 AM
When I went to Battersea to collect this little lady, I really didn't expect her to still be in my life 21 years later! Happy 21st birthday Liza 🎈🎈 (and a BIG thank you to all of you who have helped me look after her over the years xx)
Love the way I've "Unlocked an upgrade" From BT / EE ... an "exclusive offer" no less ... for EXACTLY the same broadband ... for £12 a month MORE than I'm paying now! I think I'll pass on your "exclusive offer upgrade", thanks. Very kind of you to ask though x
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June 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Love the way I've "Unlocked an upgrade" From BT / EE ... an "exclusive offer" no less ... for EXACTLY the same broadband ... for £12 a month MORE than I'm paying now! I think I'll pass on your "exclusive offer upgrade", thanks. Very kind of you to ask though x
You know where you can stick your oven chips? In the bin where they belong! I'll stick with my chip-pan thank you! I was never a fan, but after trying them again tonight (they were even M&S ones, yellow sticker naturally) ... It's a firm NO from me 🫸🏻
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May 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You know where you can stick your oven chips? In the bin where they belong! I'll stick with my chip-pan thank you! I was never a fan, but after trying them again tonight (they were even M&S ones, yellow sticker naturally) ... It's a firm NO from me 🫸🏻
The winner of this year's Eurovision... Made In Switzerland. I don't need to see anything else! ANYTHING with Petra Mede is a winner for me 🥰 #eurovision2025 #PetraMede
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May 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The winner of this year's Eurovision... Made In Switzerland. I don't need to see anything else! ANYTHING with Petra Mede is a winner for me 🥰 #eurovision2025 #PetraMede
I've just watched A Deadly American Marriage on @netflix.com ... What a tough watch. My heart goes out to Jack and Sarah, what an horrendous thing to have to go through. Heartbreaking to say the least. Give it a go if you're strong enough for it. Xx #ADeadlyAmericanMarriage
May 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I've just watched A Deadly American Marriage on @netflix.com ... What a tough watch. My heart goes out to Jack and Sarah, what an horrendous thing to have to go through. Heartbreaking to say the least. Give it a go if you're strong enough for it. Xx #ADeadlyAmericanMarriage
Can you help me with something? I had a lovely day out, when I got home, my SAMSUNG phone told me I was being tracked by an Apple AirTag? I pushed the button, and it played a sound, and I found an AirTag! Should I be worried? Why would someone want to track me? What's going on??
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May 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Can you help me with something? I had a lovely day out, when I got home, my SAMSUNG phone told me I was being tracked by an Apple AirTag? I pushed the button, and it played a sound, and I found an AirTag! Should I be worried? Why would someone want to track me? What's going on??
How can Meta allow EVERY single advert on Facebook/Instagram to be A SCAM. I'm not talking about Marketplace, I'm talking about the actual adverts. It's madness! Don't EVER interact with any advert you see on any Meta app. This is a public service announcement... You're welcome
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April 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
How can Meta allow EVERY single advert on Facebook/Instagram to be A SCAM. I'm not talking about Marketplace, I'm talking about the actual adverts. It's madness! Don't EVER interact with any advert you see on any Meta app. This is a public service announcement... You're welcome
Please send thoughts and prayers 🙏🏻 during this difficult time. What you are seeing here is an EMPTY bottle of Abercrombie & Fitch #Fierce ... My favourite aftershave. I have no trips to America. I'm not entirely sure how I'll cope ... I hope you understand 😢
April 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Please send thoughts and prayers 🙏🏻 during this difficult time. What you are seeing here is an EMPTY bottle of Abercrombie & Fitch #Fierce ... My favourite aftershave. I have no trips to America. I'm not entirely sure how I'll cope ... I hope you understand 😢
Can I just say James Nelson-Joyce is ruddy brilliant in #ThisCityIsOurs on @bbciplayer.bsky.social It's been called "The Scouse Sopranos" - Perfect! If you haven't seen it, give it a go. Just be warned it contains the word "lad" A LOT! (surely they don't use it that often?)
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April 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Can I just say James Nelson-Joyce is ruddy brilliant in #ThisCityIsOurs on @bbciplayer.bsky.social It's been called "The Scouse Sopranos" - Perfect! If you haven't seen it, give it a go. Just be warned it contains the word "lad" A LOT! (surely they don't use it that often?)
So you know the leftovers from roast lamb? What do you do with them? Would they work in a sandwich? I don't think I've ever had a lamb sandwich before?
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April 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So you know the leftovers from roast lamb? What do you do with them? Would they work in a sandwich? I don't think I've ever had a lamb sandwich before?
I have a question ... do we think Tesco will have cheap Easter Eggs today or tomorrow? I need to stock up for the rest of the year 😂
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April 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I have a question ... do we think Tesco will have cheap Easter Eggs today or tomorrow? I need to stock up for the rest of the year 😂
Y'all been eating your Easter eggs since Friday, I thought you had to wait until today? Mind you, some of us have been eating them since they were released in the shops on the 28th December! Happy Easter 🐰🐣
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April 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Y'all been eating your Easter eggs since Friday, I thought you had to wait until today? Mind you, some of us have been eating them since they were released in the shops on the 28th December! Happy Easter 🐰🐣
What with it being Good Friday and everything, red meat is NOT allowed (according to my late granny Thompson), but I have a question, is red salmon allowed??
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April 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
What with it being Good Friday and everything, red meat is NOT allowed (according to my late granny Thompson), but I have a question, is red salmon allowed??
I was wondering why the Spanish passport control stamped my passport 😱 I've just realised I flew out to Spain on my Irish passport... And completely by accident am flying back on my British passport. Is that it? Am I going to prison??
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March 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I was wondering why the Spanish passport control stamped my passport 😱 I've just realised I flew out to Spain on my Irish passport... And completely by accident am flying back on my British passport. Is that it? Am I going to prison??