Daniel Broadbent
dannybroadbent.bsky.social
Daniel Broadbent
@dannybroadbent.bsky.social
Riddled with AuDHD
Fed up of people getting in your way while Christmas shopping? Just wear a bike bell on your wrist and ping it when you get near people. They scatter pretty quickly 😂
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Bonnie Blue has endorsed Nigel Farage.

Known for Fucking a whole country for money. Mr Farage is the leader of the reform party
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I understand that Labour aren’t great. I know they are making a lot of mistakes. I know they seem to take their supporters for granted. But the democrats in America were the least worst option and America chose the worst option.

Sometimes there is no good choice but there is a worse choice
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Jewish guy goes to heaven and meets god. Jewish guy says hey god I’ve got this great joke, the Jewish guy then proceeds to tell a joke about the Holocaust. God says why would you say that was a joke it’s not funny at all. The Jewish guy says “well I guess you had to be there”
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Do horses know that they are the most farted on animal? 🤔
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I recon Trump is trying to find out where “uefa playoff C” is so he can raise tariffs on it
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Scotland in the same group as Brazil. It’s funny when you think about it
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Farage is not fit to be prime minister. He’s not fit to be an MP but that’s clactons problem. Nobody should be voting reform
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
If you went from voting conservative to voting for reform, you don’t have an opinion on anything, you steal other people’s opinions because you aren’t smart enough to think for yourself, and that makes me feel sorry for you
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You don’t have to be a billionaire to be a pedophile. But it helps
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Why do bald eagles look super pissed off all the time?
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Marge Taylor Green finding out just how fascist trump is quite an interesting development. She’s been on that side for years. And the first time she says no to Trump she’s being attacked. To be clear it’s disgusting that she’s being targeted. But any one of them is expendable to him.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I remember the time I said I couldn’t come into work because I had a cold. I didn’t have a cold I just didn’t feel like going in work. And after a few days I went back to work and two members of staff had gone on sick saying they caught the cold they had off me.

And I thought, those lying bastards
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Congratulations to Scotland on making it to the World Cup. So for at least 3 days you won’t be cheering for England to lose
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I just wanna say i thought trump was a wrongun before he was president
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m not one for conspiracy theories. But that asylum seeker getting released from prison by “mistake” I’m not buying it. This is practically a Christmas present for Farage
October 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A man was found severely beaten with a relay baton. Police think that it may be race related 😏
October 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just half a mile between potentially the greatest disaster this country has ever seen 🤯
October 1, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The Man Utd board have full backed Amorim and said they are happy with the way the team is performing. When asked about possible silverware in the future they replied “we’re very hopeful about winning the championship in the next two years” 😂
September 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Labour are not learning the lessons from Brexit. You can’t win an election by saying the other option is worse. Reform are a disaster waiting to happen. But nobody will vote labour just to avoid a reform government. Starmer needs to make people feel like things are getting better under labour.
September 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Why is it I’m forced to pay more for Brexit? I didn’t vote for it. But I would happily pay more to stop pandering to Donald fuck wit Trump. Yet the prime minister is kissing his arse any chance he gets.

We are no longer a serious country
September 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Jeffrey Epstein is like Jesus to pedophiles. He died for their sins
September 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If you didn’t vote for Kamala Harris. This is all your fault
September 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What’s this nonsense supposed to be?
September 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM