Danny Weber
@danny-weber.bsky.social
I run a podcast? :)
Fourth Down Fiasco
Fourth Down Fiasco
Your shadow weighs more than you do now
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your shadow weighs more than you do now
Your blood type changes when you're alone
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your blood type changes when you're alone
Your yawns synchronize with strangers you'll meet tomorrow
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your yawns synchronize with strangers you'll meet tomorrow
The air is thicker when you're not supposed to leave
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The air is thicker when you're not supposed to leave
Your family members blink in unison when you're not watching
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your family members blink in unison when you're not watching
who's racist? i am
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
who's racist? i am
The stairs have exactly one more step coming down than going up
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The stairs have exactly one more step coming down than going up
ooohmm mmm that semen
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ooohmm mmm that semen
OHH MY THAT FEELS GOOD..
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
OHH MY THAT FEELS GOOD..
The cashier didn't blink. You're the only one who noticed
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The cashier didn't blink. You're the only one who noticed
The birds work for them. Don't listen to their songs
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The birds work for them. Don't listen to their songs
The sun rises from the west on days you make important decisions
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The sun rises from the west on days you make important decisions
The neighbors mimic your routines exactly 12 hours later
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The neighbors mimic your routines exactly 12 hours later
The voices say you're more real than they are. They're lying
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The voices say you're more real than they are. They're lying
fuck dude im so racist
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
fuck dude im so racist
diddy get yo dick outta me
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
diddy get yo dick outta me
Your signature slowly changes to match someone else's
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your signature slowly changes to match someone else's
Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your plants grow faster when you discuss secrets near them
The water pressure changes when you think about drowning
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The water pressure changes when you think about drowning