Every time we cut to a blue arrow moving on a map:
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November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Every time we cut to a blue arrow moving on a map:
Me, every time someone breaks a string.
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me, every time someone breaks a string.
Same but Quake (and *I* was the one with the keys whose ass would have been fired if we were caught). Somehow this seemed worth the risk at the time.
August 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Same but Quake (and *I* was the one with the keys whose ass would have been fired if we were caught). Somehow this seemed worth the risk at the time.
I distinctly recall parking my piece of shit Hyundai Elantra between a Rolls Royce and a Ferrari under Building 10 about 20 years ago and thinking my career was very much not on track.
August 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I distinctly recall parking my piece of shit Hyundai Elantra between a Rolls Royce and a Ferrari under Building 10 about 20 years ago and thinking my career was very much not on track.
"Aw jeez, forget about it Margie, it's Fargo, eh?"
August 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Aw jeez, forget about it Margie, it's Fargo, eh?"
"I'm sorry if I caught you at a bad time, Jo Jo Dancer, but your life is calling."
August 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"I'm sorry if I caught you at a bad time, Jo Jo Dancer, but your life is calling."
The Crocs store in the Mall of America had a weird "all ages nursing home" vibe. No shame, no judgment, just a bunch of people resigned to trying to make the best of what was clearly going to be one of the worst times of their lives.
July 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Crocs store in the Mall of America had a weird "all ages nursing home" vibe. No shame, no judgment, just a bunch of people resigned to trying to make the best of what was clearly going to be one of the worst times of their lives.
I just can't stand all this new political correctness, man. The same people who thought it was totally awesome when I yelled "Fuck Reagan!" in the 80s are now giving me shit for purposefully deadnaming some poor 15 year old kid who just wants to run cross country -- what gives??
June 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I just can't stand all this new political correctness, man. The same people who thought it was totally awesome when I yelled "Fuck Reagan!" in the 80s are now giving me shit for purposefully deadnaming some poor 15 year old kid who just wants to run cross country -- what gives??
We don't talk enough about the pop punk to All Lives Matter pipeline.
June 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
We don't talk enough about the pop punk to All Lives Matter pipeline.
Thought for a second that was *one* new album you were describing and got really hyped for the crossover event of the summer.
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thought for a second that was *one* new album you were describing and got really hyped for the crossover event of the summer.
When this type of character shows up in a movie, the only logical reaction is "when do they find out he's having sex with children?"
May 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When this type of character shows up in a movie, the only logical reaction is "when do they find out he's having sex with children?"
Maybe we need to hit the ranch in my neighborhood?
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May 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Maybe we need to hit the ranch in my neighborhood?
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If those dragons were half as lazy as my Scottish Deerhound, those knights had nothing to worry about.
April 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If those dragons were half as lazy as my Scottish Deerhound, those knights had nothing to worry about.
Just wanted to let you know that Graceland showed up out of nowhere on the top 10 best-selling albums list at my neighborhood record store the week you released that episode! Check out sonicboomrecords Instagram feed (3/25) for proof!
April 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just wanted to let you know that Graceland showed up out of nowhere on the top 10 best-selling albums list at my neighborhood record store the week you released that episode! Check out sonicboomrecords Instagram feed (3/25) for proof!
Is it wrong for me to want Jon Ronson to subject Paul Simon to the Psychopath Test?
March 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Is it wrong for me to want Jon Ronson to subject Paul Simon to the Psychopath Test?
Stay Forever -- Again!
February 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Stay Forever -- Again!
And Egon the Deerhound/Jim Henson Creature Shop escapee would like to say if it doesn't involve getting out of bed.
February 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
And Egon the Deerhound/Jim Henson Creature Shop escapee would like to say if it doesn't involve getting out of bed.
Someone needs to add the Brazzers logo to these listing pictures.
January 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Someone needs to add the Brazzers logo to these listing pictures.
"You've never seen 'something so clear' as you will with these new glasses! There will be 'no end in *your* sight' when they arrive on your doorstep!"
January 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
"You've never seen 'something so clear' as you will with these new glasses! There will be 'no end in *your* sight' when they arrive on your doorstep!"
"The telemetry shows that only 34% of Kansas farm girls transported to Oz via tornado even get to the Lollipop Guild!"
January 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"The telemetry shows that only 34% of Kansas farm girls transported to Oz via tornado even get to the Lollipop Guild!"
I tried the Chemsex thing for a while after reading some weirdo coffee blog but it was just a hassle and I went back to drip.
November 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I tried the Chemsex thing for a while after reading some weirdo coffee blog but it was just a hassle and I went back to drip.
Eh, if you told me that "smoothie" was originally a smutty slang term from a Cab Calloway song, I would buy it.
November 13, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Eh, if you told me that "smoothie" was originally a smutty slang term from a Cab Calloway song, I would buy it.