Dan Metcalf
@danmetcalf.bsky.social
Writing Man. Bookish Boy. Husband/Dad/Geek/Neuroquirk. AKA DM James. Devon, UK. More info and free books at >>> http://danmetcalf.co.uk/
Me, about to bring down the whole Gen AI business on LinkedIn. 🤘 (Yes I have a LinkedIn, shut up.)
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Me, about to bring down the whole Gen AI business on LinkedIn. 🤘 (Yes I have a LinkedIn, shut up.)
Only one man for the job
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Only one man for the job
Not available in the UK yet. Boo 👎. Mind you, our version of 'Police Chases' is this:
November 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Not available in the UK yet. Boo 👎. Mind you, our version of 'Police Chases' is this:
Finally looks like NYT are apologising to @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social for nicking the connections puzzle!
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Finally looks like NYT are apologising to @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social for nicking the connections puzzle!
Is the headline here 'Breaking: British man capable of emotion'?
October 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Is the headline here 'Breaking: British man capable of emotion'?
Worse. Puppet show. Ever.
October 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Worse. Puppet show. Ever.
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
August 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
Oh shit I thought you were joking!
August 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Oh shit I thought you were joking!
Is there nothing this Masterchef scandal doesn't affect?
July 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Is there nothing this Masterchef scandal doesn't affect?
At this point we just need to get a bunch of mums or primary school teachers to go and sort this all out
April 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
At this point we just need to get a bunch of mums or primary school teachers to go and sort this all out
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:
March 19, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:
me at the beginning of january vs me at the end of january
January 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
me at the beginning of january vs me at the end of january
Loving how Youtube is translating Bernie Sanders accent into captions.
January 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Loving how Youtube is translating Bernie Sanders accent into captions.
Adam Scott is looking increasingly like Tig Notaro these days.
January 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Adam Scott is looking increasingly like Tig Notaro these days.
Bottom, 'Hole' - Richie and Eddie trapped on a Ferris Wheel.
January 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Bottom, 'Hole' - Richie and Eddie trapped on a Ferris Wheel.
I knew it was real!
December 18, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I knew it was real!
Casual self promo skeet:
Oh, hey. Y'know, I write crime books under the name DM James. You can get a free ebook on m'website. If ya like.
danmetcalf.co.uk/dmjames/
#BookSky #Books #Authors #Fiction
Oh, hey. Y'know, I write crime books under the name DM James. You can get a free ebook on m'website. If ya like.
danmetcalf.co.uk/dmjames/
#BookSky #Books #Authors #Fiction
December 5, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Casual self promo skeet:
Oh, hey. Y'know, I write crime books under the name DM James. You can get a free ebook on m'website. If ya like.
danmetcalf.co.uk/dmjames/
#BookSky #Books #Authors #Fiction
Oh, hey. Y'know, I write crime books under the name DM James. You can get a free ebook on m'website. If ya like.
danmetcalf.co.uk/dmjames/
#BookSky #Books #Authors #Fiction
And now we go live to Gregg Wallace's agent...
December 2, 2024 at 10:32 AM
And now we go live to Gregg Wallace's agent...
BREAKING: Trump's Border Czar Tom Homan Unmasked as Sontaran Agent.
November 27, 2024 at 10:01 AM
BREAKING: Trump's Border Czar Tom Homan Unmasked as Sontaran Agent.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to ‘save’ you?
November 19, 2024 at 12:41 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to ‘save’ you?
Your man looks like Weird Al.
November 14, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Your man looks like Weird Al.
Hello new bluesky-ers and followers - an introductory skeet: I'm a writer and librarian, making books for middle grade kids and crime-loving adults as DM James. Any publishers looking for ghostwriters and hacks for hire, hit me up. Mostly just messing about on here, when I can be bothered to post
November 14, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Hello new bluesky-ers and followers - an introductory skeet: I'm a writer and librarian, making books for middle grade kids and crime-loving adults as DM James. Any publishers looking for ghostwriters and hacks for hire, hit me up. Mostly just messing about on here, when I can be bothered to post