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cretin
@danmeienjoyer.bsky.social
i like computers and the animal people pictures
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late-20s bipan usamerican he/him
18+ page mdni

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i think ive never seen any movie that was scarier than some of the scariest books ive ever read
January 7, 2026 at 9:23 AM
ive started reading sacred and terrible air for no particular reason. so far it has produced multiple instances of humorless laughter from me, just a "huhhh..." where it turns into a wince halfway through
January 7, 2026 at 12:01 AM
thats it im deleting windows im sick of this crap. i dont even have shit in my onedrive anymore its doing this to annoy me deliberately to make me log back into onedrive to nuke it
January 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
guy obsessed with umamusume is really mad at me after i referred to the characters as "horse ghost girls"
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
i love forgetting my speakers are on when i mindlessly click on the show sensitive content button, remembering my speakers are on after seeing that the content was a video, then trying to pause playback before it starts, but the video wasn't going to auto-play, so ive just made it start playing,,,,,
January 5, 2026 at 7:28 PM
i have a good job but i am still too broke to get my teeth fixed. if i die from tooth explosion i want to be remembered as a brave martyr who died for the cause
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 PM
something i just realized that i like about the warframe vn gamemode: everybody is old like me. i dont know if any of their ages are established somewhere but the absolute youngest people there seem (to me) to be in their late 20s
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
is there a subreddit people can post their selfies but instead of getting rated on your medulian extramundial plexus deflection coefficient people put a score on how much of a bigot they think you are based on your physical appearance
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM
who up biting their fingernails for no reason. not i. but i would like to. but i wont. but i would really like to, even tho i wont.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
thinknging about the little bird that landed on bernard sanders podium that one day ten years ago. hi little bird, i hope you had a good life. i miss you
January 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
i dont understand how people can just smoke weed all day, that would make me extremely depressed very quickly i think
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
my boss is like too nice to me i think, i can never tell if he's giving genuine feedback or if he's just being like "oh cool! go away! thank you!"
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
why oh why did i decide today was the day i would finally listen to a crow looked at me. reduced me to the fetal position on the floor by track 2
December 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Reposted by cretin
Grunt!
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
i knlow like classic fallout is a close-ish comparison for the feeling of caves of qud, but now that im actually making progress (i beat bethesda susa yesterday holy fuck) it reminds me a lot more of daggerfall for some reason. maybe just the horrifying weight of how large procgen dungeons can be
December 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
had an idea about a joke about fursonas with hemipenises combined with the suit fitting thing about dressing left or right, where the punchline is a reference to "all dressed" flavor potato chips. i said it was an idea of a joke
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
been thinking about restarting work on my hard scifi catboy space opera (currently titled "in response to the republic"), pulling a lot of good bad ideas from the noosphere with the epstein files and all
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
the warframe subreddit drama about the uriel ballsack art double standard is very entertaining to me
December 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i made that post because i fell down the stairs today and my shoulders are kind of fucked up, making arm movement painful in that ugly deep bone pain way
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
your jacking off...? oh, you mean "kobold science"
December 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
it is too cold to go outside to smoke so i am instead staying indoors and going to bed
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"...we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the witch king industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist..."
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i am have been playing arcane dimensions finally. wowee this is some good stuff. i played fggy btm first because i thought it sounded like it would be the least interesting, but i ended up loving it anyway. cool ass
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
havent played the new warframe update, dont know what its about, but if i can hazard a guess based on what ive seen, old man yaoi's catboy librarian found the special bathwater that sends you back in time to another solar system
December 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
my cat fucking lured me upstairs by making sad crying noises and then waited behind the door to take a flying leap at me when i was going to check on him
December 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM