Streetcar Supremacist
@danmeeker.bsky.social
If Bill Clinton tweeted "Don was better than Monica!" the internet would explode.
November 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If Bill Clinton tweeted "Don was better than Monica!" the internet would explode.
It's time once again to solve gun violence with thoughts and prayers.
September 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It's time once again to solve gun violence with thoughts and prayers.
Cracker Barrel upsetting the Crackers has to be a sign of the end times.
August 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Cracker Barrel upsetting the Crackers has to be a sign of the end times.
If anyone wants to throw a sandwich at me, I'm into it. This FBI guy is a prude.
August 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If anyone wants to throw a sandwich at me, I'm into it. This FBI guy is a prude.
Alexander the Great named 70+ cities Alexandria because he had an uncomfortable encounter with a mailman in his youth, and conquered the world to frustrate mailmen.
August 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Alexander the Great named 70+ cities Alexandria because he had an uncomfortable encounter with a mailman in his youth, and conquered the world to frustrate mailmen.
A wild Beto appears!
August 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
A wild Beto appears!
@amtrak.com you should get a spicy chorizo burrito for $6 on your all day menu. Have the salsa verde available on the side, you'll sell out every trip until you bring an extra train car along for more burritos.
July 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
@amtrak.com you should get a spicy chorizo burrito for $6 on your all day menu. Have the salsa verde available on the side, you'll sell out every trip until you bring an extra train car along for more burritos.
@amtrak.com I ride the Missouri River Runner and you need a Chorizo Burrito in your bar car. Get some diced jalapenos in the mix and maybe eggs if you're going for a breakfast thing. Salsa Verde too with some tang in it.
July 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@amtrak.com I ride the Missouri River Runner and you need a Chorizo Burrito in your bar car. Get some diced jalapenos in the mix and maybe eggs if you're going for a breakfast thing. Salsa Verde too with some tang in it.
I have some water shoes I need for this weekend, and I should be able to find them because I saw them two months ago. Then I thought,
"Why not keep your water shoes with all your other shoes?"
My today brain is mad at my two months ago brain for being a dumbass.
"Why not keep your water shoes with all your other shoes?"
My today brain is mad at my two months ago brain for being a dumbass.
July 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have some water shoes I need for this weekend, and I should be able to find them because I saw them two months ago. Then I thought,
"Why not keep your water shoes with all your other shoes?"
My today brain is mad at my two months ago brain for being a dumbass.
"Why not keep your water shoes with all your other shoes?"
My today brain is mad at my two months ago brain for being a dumbass.
Random tabloid: Did you notice Princess Diana never wore her hair long after she got married?
Me: No, I don't really keep up with that sort of thing. Hope she's doing alright since the divorce though.
Me: No, I don't really keep up with that sort of thing. Hope she's doing alright since the divorce though.
July 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Random tabloid: Did you notice Princess Diana never wore her hair long after she got married?
Me: No, I don't really keep up with that sort of thing. Hope she's doing alright since the divorce though.
Me: No, I don't really keep up with that sort of thing. Hope she's doing alright since the divorce though.
I desperately want to pay for Medicare for All because it's $4,400 cheaper per year per family and improves the health of everyone. I want it as an act of patriotism to save 68,000 American lives per year.
If you've paid for healthcare for 40 years that would have been 176,000 in your pocket.
If you've paid for healthcare for 40 years that would have been 176,000 in your pocket.
July 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I desperately want to pay for Medicare for All because it's $4,400 cheaper per year per family and improves the health of everyone. I want it as an act of patriotism to save 68,000 American lives per year.
If you've paid for healthcare for 40 years that would have been 176,000 in your pocket.
If you've paid for healthcare for 40 years that would have been 176,000 in your pocket.
Does anyone ever look around and notice how many people aren't dead from taking the covid vaccine?
It's almost as if the anti-vaxers were a scam movement that was trying to get you killed.
It's almost as if the anti-vaxers were a scam movement that was trying to get you killed.
July 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Does anyone ever look around and notice how many people aren't dead from taking the covid vaccine?
It's almost as if the anti-vaxers were a scam movement that was trying to get you killed.
It's almost as if the anti-vaxers were a scam movement that was trying to get you killed.
On a note of (insanely minor) tragedy, the gas station a block away from me ran out of my favorite Herr's Carolina Reaper cheesy poofs recently so now if I want them I need to walk 8 blocks to a different gas station. I'm gonna be like King David and write some Psalms about this shit.
June 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
On a note of (insanely minor) tragedy, the gas station a block away from me ran out of my favorite Herr's Carolina Reaper cheesy poofs recently so now if I want them I need to walk 8 blocks to a different gas station. I'm gonna be like King David and write some Psalms about this shit.
Reason #5049682857 why you can never trust a Republican about fiscal responsibility:
They're pushing a huge tax cut while ramping up for war.
They're pushing a huge tax cut while ramping up for war.
June 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Reason #5049682857 why you can never trust a Republican about fiscal responsibility:
They're pushing a huge tax cut while ramping up for war.
They're pushing a huge tax cut while ramping up for war.
Streetcar shelters. So hot right now.
June 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Streetcar shelters. So hot right now.
It seems that since Elon is only attacking Donald for being in the Epstein files once he was pushed out, he knew and didn't mind as long as Donald didn't bother him.
June 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It seems that since Elon is only attacking Donald for being in the Epstein files once he was pushed out, he knew and didn't mind as long as Donald didn't bother him.
Can we ask god to kill 5-10 more of his sons to improve life for humans or is that somehow greedy?
May 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Can we ask god to kill 5-10 more of his sons to improve life for humans or is that somehow greedy?
Big spoiler for Andor season 2.
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The mole on Bail Organa's extraction team for Mon Mothma was an agent sent by Lonnie Jung. That means Luthen told Lonnie to send her, when he could have told Lonnie not to send her. He put the escape plot into motion to make Mon Mothma trust him more.
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The mole on Bail Organa's extraction team for Mon Mothma was an agent sent by Lonnie Jung. That means Luthen told Lonnie to send her, when he could have told Lonnie not to send her. He put the escape plot into motion to make Mon Mothma trust him more.
May 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Big spoiler for Andor season 2.
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The mole on Bail Organa's extraction team for Mon Mothma was an agent sent by Lonnie Jung. That means Luthen told Lonnie to send her, when he could have told Lonnie not to send her. He put the escape plot into motion to make Mon Mothma trust him more.
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The mole on Bail Organa's extraction team for Mon Mothma was an agent sent by Lonnie Jung. That means Luthen told Lonnie to send her, when he could have told Lonnie not to send her. He put the escape plot into motion to make Mon Mothma trust him more.
I feel personally hurt by this as I text Qatar all the time offering to do wildly illegal stuff for them, but they went with some washed up Hollywood national socialist instead.
‘Just wildly illegal’: top Democrats push to censure Trump’s plan to accept Qatar jet
Four senators, including Cory Booker, say they will press for vote against president’s plan to take $400m gift from Qatar
www.theguardian.com
May 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I feel personally hurt by this as I text Qatar all the time offering to do wildly illegal stuff for them, but they went with some washed up Hollywood national socialist instead.
Since the Pope's name doesn't match his birth certificate, he can't vote anymore. It's like he's a married woman.
May 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Since the Pope's name doesn't match his birth certificate, he can't vote anymore. It's like he's a married woman.
They're playing Pink Floyd at the restaurant and I overheard the waitress saying she's been on a divorced dad music kick lately so that's why for Pink Floyd.
I just became a divorced dad without marriage or children. Life comes at you fast.
I just became a divorced dad without marriage or children. Life comes at you fast.
May 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They're playing Pink Floyd at the restaurant and I overheard the waitress saying she's been on a divorced dad music kick lately so that's why for Pink Floyd.
I just became a divorced dad without marriage or children. Life comes at you fast.
I just became a divorced dad without marriage or children. Life comes at you fast.
Of the thousands of people who came to life (12,000 according to the Catholic Church) when Jesus was killed in the book of Matthew, it's amazing they all had the discipline to stay in their graves until Jesus resurrected too. Huge coming out party, must have wrecked the housing market in Jerusalem.
April 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Of the thousands of people who came to life (12,000 according to the Catholic Church) when Jesus was killed in the book of Matthew, it's amazing they all had the discipline to stay in their graves until Jesus resurrected too. Huge coming out party, must have wrecked the housing market in Jerusalem.
Well done is better than well said, Cory Booker.
US Senator Van Hollen says he met wrongly deported man in El Salvador
Democratic U.S. Senator Chris Van Hollen said on Thursday he met Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a man wrongly deported to El Salvador by the administration of Republican President Donald Trump.
www.reuters.com
April 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Well done is better than well said, Cory Booker.
It's usually people who are elitist and anti-poor who claim congestion pricing is bad who bring it up.
Everyone Who Claims Congestion Pricing Is Elitist Or Bad For The Working Poor Is Lying To You - Jalopnik
If low-income workers could live without a car, that would put a whole lot of money back in their pockets, and that's exactly what congestion pricing does
www.jalopnik.com
April 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It's usually people who are elitist and anti-poor who claim congestion pricing is bad who bring it up.