Dan Mall
danmall.bsky.social
Dan Mall
@danmall.bsky.social
So, if you’re in the market for unique accessories for your fingers, might I suggest looking in the kitchen accessories section of your favorite department store?

See also: the garden department for winter gloves or tablecloths as ascots 🤦🏽‍♂️
July 3, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Disgusted, she replied, “Sir, these are napkin rings.”

Defiantly, I muttered something like, “Well, I think they work better on my fingers.”

And I wear them on my fingers often to this day out of pure spite.
July 3, 2023 at 2:27 PM
A few years ago, I found myself in a small antique store in upstate New York. I found these amazing leather rings and tried them on. So cool!

Not seeing a price tag nearby, I asked an associate about the price of the rings I was wearing.
July 3, 2023 at 2:27 PM
WHAT
June 11, 2023 at 3:00 PM
I was really regretting it and grumbled all while doing it, but very glad I did it now that I'm done.

(Story of my life.)
June 11, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Thanks Erica!
June 6, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Whoa, amazing! Thanks Neil!
June 6, 2023 at 2:25 PM
My kingdom for Neapolitan.js.
May 23, 2023 at 5:23 PM