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Dan Warren's Greatest Hits.m3u
@danlwarren.bsky.social
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Science: ENMTools, RWTY, general eco-evo quant stuff.

Music: Hypnospace Outlaw, Frog Fractions 2 ARG, Son of Strelka, The Scientist, Evergreen, Waldeinsamkeit.

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i like the part where he's emoting
A screen cap from the email that says "my personal massage activity? nuts."
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
My black muscat is absolutely hauling ass up the trellis on its way to be grapes while my white muscat is still just flailing around and trying to grow straight up like an idiot. Just embarrassing.
A young black muscat grape vine that has stretched really far along a guide wire and wrapped snugly around it, while a white muscat grape vine lurks in the background, completely failing to find its own trellis wire no matter how many times it is guided to it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Just remembered the museum trip where I found a picture of myself from before I was born, proving that at some point I do in fact travel back in time and just use the trip to drink beer.
And old photograph from the 20s or thereabouts showing people sitting at a table outside drinking beers. The one furthest to the right looks bizarrely like me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
I love how my baby grape vines instantly recognise a trellis wire as being REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT and just hold on for dear life.
A closeup of a grape vine with one tendril wrapped very tightly around a trellis wire.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
danlwarren.bsky.social
I learned about this Messenger feature by accident yesterday, just in time for the application it was clearly designed for
A screenshot of a Messenger conversation saying “Dick Cheney died”, with the text surrounded by flames.
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Playing BG3 multiplayer with friends last night and @scottinawa.bsky.social screencapped an absolutely fantastic rendering error.
A rendering of Oliver from Baldur's Gate 3 where most of his head and body don't render, so all you see is a horrifying pair of disembodied teeth, two glowing eyes, horns, and a hairdo floating over an empty shirt.
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
I dunno man, I have a PhD and publish a lot of scientific papers and I play video games constantly. Sounds like a skill issue.
Tweet from "James Lindsay, anti-Communist" saying "I'm 46 years old. I stopped playing video games when I was 25. Then I finished a PhD.", and then has the quote from the bible "When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
October 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
danlwarren.bsky.social
New favorite example of nominative determinism
A picture of a man in front of some trees, with a caption referring to him as "arborist Clive Woodnutt"
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Oooh exciting! Don’t think I’ve ever tried uhhhhhh…Cumshovin?
A bottle of wine that says Camshorn but the font is borderline illegible
October 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
antifa really is the best cat name
October 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
danlwarren.bsky.social
both of her remaining fans must be so excited
A twitter post from Grimes announcing "new music tonight" with an album cover full of very accurate posts saying that she is in her cringe fascist era and stuff like that.
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Taking my circus on tour!
A television showing a seminar announcement called “improving species distribution models by modeling nothing, nonsense, and imaginary creatures”.
October 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Thanks to guidance from the Trump administration, Microsoft Word now flags any use of the word "evolution" as ideologically flawed.
A screenshot from Microsoft Word where it has highlighted the word evolution as though it is misspelled (which it isn't), but has no spelling suggestions available.
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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kittens for the first few weeks
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Only moved here three months ago and apparently I’m already the mayor or something
A sign saying “welcome to Dan’s Wodonga”, from the liquor store Dan Murphys.
September 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
That poor bastard
A poster saying “one Australian has a heart attack or stroke every four minutes”
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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as made popular by the fremch ambansador
September 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
I hadn't checked out Clearsky in a while and
September 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Baldur's Gate 3
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Twenty more today, this is the best thing to ever happen to them
A long list of texts from right wing fundraisers
September 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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George (on the left):
G-Unit
Baby G
Baby Genius
Orange Baby Jesus
The Boy

Franklin DelanOrange Toes O'Felt (on the right): No known aliases
Two orange cats eating catnip off of a white plate. The one on the right is quite large and is very calmly munching away while the one on the left is much younger and is sort of twisted into a pretzel with his mouth open and tongue out, clearly losing his tiny mind.
September 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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A picture of a baby deer with text reading "I am bot dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me"
September 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
I'm doing my first real teaching in a while starting early next year and I really need a refresher on the essential skills

h/t @unixbeard.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Is there some sort of Pulitzer for song titles
The cover of an album called The Very Best of Jim E Brown, with song titles: I'm an obese alcoholic I fucking hate you (you ruined my life) I drank from a puddle I'm writing love letters at McDonald's Help! I've swallowed a button battery I know I'm going to die of a stroke I don't want a boneless woman Intro (eat your peas) Human, not hotdog I texted you a photo of the sunset and you never responded
September 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
danlwarren.bsky.social
Oh here’s a fresh one
Screenshot of a text message from Rep. Andy Ogles asking you to sign a petition to deport Zohran Mamdani.
September 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM