Dan Kostelec
@dankostelec.bsky.social
Actor, director, and writer — usually at renaissance faires as @shakesapproves.bsky.social
I’m pretty sure that the adults (who we never see) in the Peanuts universe are a bunch of jerks.
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’m pretty sure that the adults (who we never see) in the Peanuts universe are a bunch of jerks.
The speaker of the House of Representatives is a joke — or at least would be if it weren’t so serious.
We must treat the autocratic, fascist takeover of the American government seriously, but these are NOT serious people. They deserve all of our mockery.
We must treat the autocratic, fascist takeover of the American government seriously, but these are NOT serious people. They deserve all of our mockery.
October 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The speaker of the House of Representatives is a joke — or at least would be if it weren’t so serious.
We must treat the autocratic, fascist takeover of the American government seriously, but these are NOT serious people. They deserve all of our mockery.
We must treat the autocratic, fascist takeover of the American government seriously, but these are NOT serious people. They deserve all of our mockery.
Neil Gorsuch, along with the other five “conservative” justices on the Supreme Court, seems to have the overall political and legal acumen of Aaron Sorkin’s fictional judge Peyton Cabot Harrison, III.
June 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Neil Gorsuch, along with the other five “conservative” justices on the Supreme Court, seems to have the overall political and legal acumen of Aaron Sorkin’s fictional judge Peyton Cabot Harrison, III.
To all of my friends who, like me, have imposter syndrome (and we are many): I see you.
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June 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
To all of my friends who, like me, have imposter syndrome (and we are many): I see you.
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I’m just making some Pope memes today
Here are two I’m particularly proud of
Here are two I’m particularly proud of
May 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m just making some Pope memes today
Here are two I’m particularly proud of
Here are two I’m particularly proud of
In a world that frustrates me beyond reason sometimes in our current moment, at least these snuggle bugs are snuggly and buggly.
March 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In a world that frustrates me beyond reason sometimes in our current moment, at least these snuggle bugs are snuggly and buggly.
Every other democrat should have stood up with Rep. Al Green and LEFT the chamber. EVERY ONE OF THEM.
You had a chance. You could have changed the narrative and claimed the news cycle. You could have put these fascists on their back foot. But you didn’t.
You had a chance. You could have changed the narrative and claimed the news cycle. You could have put these fascists on their back foot. But you didn’t.
March 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Every other democrat should have stood up with Rep. Al Green and LEFT the chamber. EVERY ONE OF THEM.
You had a chance. You could have changed the narrative and claimed the news cycle. You could have put these fascists on their back foot. But you didn’t.
You had a chance. You could have changed the narrative and claimed the news cycle. You could have put these fascists on their back foot. But you didn’t.
We have seen, and continue to see, what genuine evil looks like, and what it wants: power for power’s sake, subservience, to be thought of as an equal, or even greater, among the genuine scum that feeds on humanity.
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March 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
We have seen, and continue to see, what genuine evil looks like, and what it wants: power for power’s sake, subservience, to be thought of as an equal, or even greater, among the genuine scum that feeds on humanity.
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The world is dark and cold, but there are moments & points of light and life.
This is one of those moments. This is a point of light.
This is one of those moments. This is a point of light.
March 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The world is dark and cold, but there are moments & points of light and life.
This is one of those moments. This is a point of light.
This is one of those moments. This is a point of light.
Just me and my boy
February 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Just me and my boy
Today’s WARM office! 21° at the moment in Waxahachie, TX.
February 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Today’s WARM office! 21° at the moment in Waxahachie, TX.
Is the trailer haunted? Is it advertising something? Is it a warning? Listen, trailer: you’ve got my attention. Just tell me!
February 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Is the trailer haunted? Is it advertising something? Is it a warning? Listen, trailer: you’ve got my attention. Just tell me!
Raise you hand if this applies to you.
February 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Raise you hand if this applies to you.
Pre-Valentine’s Day IKEA date!
February 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Pre-Valentine’s Day IKEA date!
He said he’s sorry. I, for one, believe him.
February 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
He said he’s sorry. I, for one, believe him.
What does he think he is? A rabbit?
This is rabbit behavior!! You’re a cat, dang it!
This is rabbit behavior!! You’re a cat, dang it!
February 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What does he think he is? A rabbit?
This is rabbit behavior!! You’re a cat, dang it!
This is rabbit behavior!! You’re a cat, dang it!
A frozen #SweatySelfie this morning! It’s 28°!
February 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A frozen #SweatySelfie this morning! It’s 28°!
Behold! The handsome little man who ATE MY COMPUTER’S POWER CORD!
Look how innocent he looks! Let’s get him a present!
Look how innocent he looks! Let’s get him a present!
February 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Behold! The handsome little man who ATE MY COMPUTER’S POWER CORD!
Look how innocent he looks! Let’s get him a present!
Look how innocent he looks! Let’s get him a present!
Freeze your credit reports.
The musky one's henchfolk have done themselves a data breach.
The how-to is the link.
www.experian.com/blogs/ask-ex...
The musky one's henchfolk have done themselves a data breach.
The how-to is the link.
www.experian.com/blogs/ask-ex...
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Freeze your credit reports.
The musky one's henchfolk have done themselves a data breach.
The how-to is the link.
www.experian.com/blogs/ask-ex...
The musky one's henchfolk have done themselves a data breach.
The how-to is the link.
www.experian.com/blogs/ask-ex...
January 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So … how does ANY of this help Americans? What does ANY of this do for the United States? How does this do ANYTHING other than lower our standing in the eyes of the rest of the world?
January 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So … how does ANY of this help Americans? What does ANY of this do for the United States? How does this do ANYTHING other than lower our standing in the eyes of the rest of the world?