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Crush 🔞
@dankestlariat.bsky.social
Sexy beast with a sadness twist✨
Axel/Crush | He/Him | 30 | NSFW 🔞
Forensic/DNA Scientist 🧬
Spanish & English spoken

Metal Drummer & Singer 🥁
crazy that of all Pokémon, Castform is the one with huge tits in it’s official art
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Voy a estar tocando con mis dos bandas, Larva y Metazoa en Jalisco!

Mañana en Guadalajara y el sábado en Puerto Vallarta por si gustan caerle bandita, no falten, que no le cuenten!
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Finalmente convencí a mi amigo de ver Fullmetal Alchemist lmao
September 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Me after Mega Hawlucha
September 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
September 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Going to the Pokémon ™ lucha libre today 🎉
Hope Incineroar fucking kills me
September 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Damm he got me
September 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My local gym started building this exactly 10 seconds after Mega Hawlucha was announced
September 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
🐌
September 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I want the whole world in my hands
But it’s just slipping through like sand
September 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Sold out (◡‿◡✿)
September 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Bandita de CDMX, este sábado hay concierto de Larva! Les esperamos en nuestro show de 10 aniversario de Máquina Misántropa Magnífica, tocando el álbum en su totalidad! Hoy y mañana son los últimos días para comprar sus boletos directamente conmigo a sólo $173 pesitos! Espero que puedan acompañarnos!
September 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Me @ Mega Hawlucha
August 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
viva doña josefa ortiz de dominguez
August 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
YOOOO we finally have an official Mexico-exclusive Pokémon event, I’m so hypeeeed 🛐🛐🛐
August 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Did a photoshoot to celebrate one year of going constantly to the gym (and to get over my sexy photoshoot trauma)
July 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Banditaaaa de Monterrey y San Luis Potosí! Este fin de semana estaré tocando por allá con mi banda, LARVA. Ojalá nos puedan acompañar!
July 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just got my US visa renewed and I’m about to listen to the little snail in my ear saying I deserve a little treat to go watch Bloodywood live in San Francisco (or close). Anyone here from there?
July 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Toribio Bananas spotted
June 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
June 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Thinking about that time I was in the UK and a guy on Grindr told me I don’t look Mexican while my Mexico City-born, raised and residing-ass was looking like this
June 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Never train triceps at the gym the same day you gotta rehearse the 200 bpm blast beats 🥲🥲🥲
June 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
New pride 🏳️‍🌈 icon!
Love getting one of these every year

Art by @hauntwired.bsky.social and @ezilyn.bsky.social, thanks! 🥰
June 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Me waiting for my parcel full of sex toys that has been “Out for delivery” for two days to arrive
June 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King

The power that that has
The intelligence that that has
The clearance that that has
The impact that that has
The access that that has
The influence that that has
The profile that that has
The international implications that that has
🛐🛐🛐
May 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM