Sometimes I feel like my life would be so much more complete if America went a little further with gyro jet bullet technology. Idk how fucking rocket bullets would improve my life other than irl bolt guns but it just would ok

On my way to grab a honey bun and a white monster then I see that bitch ass fucking hectic horus so I gotta launch the fucker off my hood

As much as I like bluesky I can't deny that I'd much prefer social media as a whole died out and we moved back to message boards. That or we only have game chat or going out and talking to people in person.

They better pardon my beautiful fucking king next year or shits gonna get real

If you can't handle the car get out of road bitch #vehicularmanslaughter

@jrowbz.bsky.social and @gmoney6590.bsky.social made this shit and refused to move Jake the snake

@jrowbz.bsky.social is shit at robowling. mf can't even invite people correctly.

@jrowbz.bsky.social has 3 green balls and plays with them while we play uno

Just robbed a doctor at gunpoint call that shit #freehealthcare

You mother fuckers ever flirt with a girl then start shadow boxing to maintain your confidence. #acoustic

Throwing bricks at the homeless like a major league pitcher #justgirlythings