Dan Keller
@dankeller.bsky.social
Product owner, business analyst, data analyst by day. Dad, gamer, nerd by night.
Is the AI in WordPress purposefully awful? Because this has to be a joke. Prompt: “make “excel busywork” this specific hex code”
AI: I gotchu
AI: I gotchu
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Is the AI in WordPress purposefully awful? Because this has to be a joke. Prompt: “make “excel busywork” this specific hex code”
AI: I gotchu
AI: I gotchu
Things my 3 year old is mad about: his plastic toy animals (that have never talked) don’t “talk anymore”
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Things my 3 year old is mad about: his plastic toy animals (that have never talked) don’t “talk anymore”
Send help. I’m trying to poop and my 14 month old burst into the bathroom and is pointing at me laughing and saying “poop, butt”
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Send help. I’m trying to poop and my 14 month old burst into the bathroom and is pointing at me laughing and saying “poop, butt”
First up: my oldest daughter’s new room. We have 3 bedrooms upstairs and it’s time for our youngest to move out of mom and dad’s room.
Day 1, demo day
Day 1, demo day
January 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
First up: my oldest daughter’s new room. We have 3 bedrooms upstairs and it’s time for our youngest to move out of mom and dad’s room.
Day 1, demo day
Day 1, demo day
We bought our house in March 2020 and have been doing little projects to make it our own. Next up is a full basement overhaul. I’ll be posting progress as it comes along. Follow along and be sure to point out everything I do wrong.
January 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We bought our house in March 2020 and have been doing little projects to make it our own. Next up is a full basement overhaul. I’ll be posting progress as it comes along. Follow along and be sure to point out everything I do wrong.
New Year’s Eve with a 2 year old and 5 month old: 0/7 would not recommend
January 1, 2025 at 4:13 AM
New Year’s Eve with a 2 year old and 5 month old: 0/7 would not recommend
Diplo saying he’s on LSD live on CNN is my highlight of the night.
January 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Diplo saying he’s on LSD live on CNN is my highlight of the night.
What the heck is up with the @nytimes.com connections today?
December 12, 2024 at 2:08 PM
What the heck is up with the @nytimes.com connections today?
Gotta say, I’m not all that surprised.
December 10, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Gotta say, I’m not all that surprised.
Serious question: if the earth were flat (it’s not), what does everyone stand to gain from lying about it? Like what is the benefit of convincing everyone it’s round?
December 8, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Serious question: if the earth were flat (it’s not), what does everyone stand to gain from lying about it? Like what is the benefit of convincing everyone it’s round?
Anyone else gonna be playing the PoE2 early access? #pathofexile2
December 6, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Anyone else gonna be playing the PoE2 early access? #pathofexile2
They need to get these kids off the field before they get themselves into more trouble
November 30, 2024 at 8:32 PM
They need to get these kids off the field before they get themselves into more trouble
Was too busy eating, drinking, and wrangling kids to post during the game. But damn it felt good to get a Lions win today. Even if it is in part thanks to awful coaching from Chicago in the last 30 seconds. I’ll take what I can get after 34 years of disappointment.
November 29, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Was too busy eating, drinking, and wrangling kids to post during the game. But damn it felt good to get a Lions win today. Even if it is in part thanks to awful coaching from Chicago in the last 30 seconds. I’ll take what I can get after 34 years of disappointment.
I forgot what it was like to go through comment sections without a million “link in bio” comments. This is so refreshing
November 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I forgot what it was like to go through comment sections without a million “link in bio” comments. This is so refreshing
The Lions can’t afford to lose any more defensive players. Hoping everyone hurt today makes it back soon.
November 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
The Lions can’t afford to lose any more defensive players. Hoping everyone hurt today makes it back soon.
I need some suggestions for non-political people to follow on here. I fear I followed too many political focused accounts and want to broaden my timeline.
November 19, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I need some suggestions for non-political people to follow on here. I fear I followed too many political focused accounts and want to broaden my timeline.
It’s so nice to be from Detroit and finally know what it’s like to have a good football team.
November 17, 2024 at 8:47 PM
It’s so nice to be from Detroit and finally know what it’s like to have a good football team.
I’ll just watch highlights of the fight tomorrow. I’m old enough to have waited for videos to buffer on Ebaumsworld. I’m not doing that again for Jake Paul.
November 16, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I’ll just watch highlights of the fight tomorrow. I’m old enough to have waited for videos to buffer on Ebaumsworld. I’m not doing that again for Jake Paul.
Is there anyone actually rooting for Jake Paul tonight? Something tells me we’re all going to be disappointed at the end of this
November 16, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Is there anyone actually rooting for Jake Paul tonight? Something tells me we’re all going to be disappointed at the end of this
Anyone else have a big scary pitty who’s scared of cats?
November 15, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Anyone else have a big scary pitty who’s scared of cats?
My wife asked me if I really wanted to deal with Musk and Twitter anymore and it made me realize I wasn’t getting anything of value from it. Hoping to have a better experience here.
November 15, 2024 at 12:30 AM
My wife asked me if I really wanted to deal with Musk and Twitter anymore and it made me realize I wasn’t getting anything of value from it. Hoping to have a better experience here.