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Dan Johnny Clash
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The Disco Shed in all its glory. A full sound system and DJ set up in the form and guise of a garden shed. The true hidden (?) glory of the UK festival scene. 'If your gnome's not down you're not coming in'. A lovely tree against a glorious blue sky.
August 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Some blurry pictures from We Out Here
Friday daytime line up from the Disco Shed. 13:00 - Johnny Clash. I was great obvs. Blurry picture of late night dj booth and packed dancefloor. Pinky red light. DJ Mia Koden. Purple light. The incomparable Fulu Miziki on stage. We Out Here main stage. Horace 'Sleepy' Andy and crowd.
August 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Someone at BBC football is having a good laugh. They've rigged the alphabetical league table so that Arsenal are in second even though they are first in the alphabet 😀
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
League table. As everyone is on zero points before the season, it's arranged alphabetically. But they have stuck Bournemouth up the top in order to make a joke about how Arsenal always finish second.
August 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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These two
Two cheeky tuxedo cats staring out the cameraman / snack outlet Two tuxedo cats wait patiently for their dinner. Approximate time till dinner: one and a half hours One tuxedo cat looks angrily upwards; another tuxedo cat stares downwards in a passive aggressive manner Two tuxedo cats, still waiting. Bless em
July 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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These days we mainly listen to reggae and classic country & western. And I often think of this classic Strummerism.
A photograph by Pennie Smith of Joe Strummer looking gormless in front of the tour bus. Caption by Strummer: 'Dub makes the miles disappear. Country makes the road swing along.'
July 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger...

The gang.
A collection of quirky and generally inconsequential wasters with some arguable charm
June 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Thanks!
Makes me feel like:
Tottenham have just won the Europa League. Richarlison in sunglasses, holding trophy, chewing on his winners medal, madder and cooler then ever.
June 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The Swiss physicist Auguste Piccard was the inspiration for Professor Calculus in the Tintin books AND Jean-Luc Picard out of Star Trek was named after him. Fair play.
A very tall Swiss physicist from the early to mid twentieth century, with a distinctive look - round glasses, moustache, male pattern baldness, overcoat.
April 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Taking turns to catch up on their reading
Cheeky tuxedo cat being cheeky in a bookcase Sensitive tuxedo cat being sensitive in a bookcase
April 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Me when I get added to a group chat discussing national security secrets
Groucho Marx dressed as a superannuated boy scout listens intently to the phone whilst two vintage military types watch, concerned, from the background.
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.
An old man with a stupid face wearing a ridiculous outfit. Ok, it's the king of the UK, allegedly.
March 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Apart from Peter Tosh, are there any other celebrity unicyclists?
The late great Peter Tosh riding a unicycle along the middle of the road.
February 19, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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You'll do well to find a wilder headline than this today
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
A picture of a man and an eagle with the headline 'Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of prosthetic penis'
January 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Cheeky cat sits by empty food bowls looking indignant Big soft boy cat lounges on lap Arty shot of sibling tuxedo cats viewed on stairs viewed from above This cat hardly ever shows any interest in telly. A rodent being stalked by a jaguar or similar really got him involved though.
January 14, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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New cat content. 🐾🐾 You're welcome.
Two sleepy tuxedo cats on a lap on a bed Two tuxedo cats on two laps Two cheeky tuxedo cats enquire about their elevenses
January 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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A sign reading: Windrush line Southbound platform3
December 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 6:54 AM
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Never mind all that. Here is the content you've been waiting for 🐾🐾
November 26, 2024 at 6:54 AM