That kin get a' the way tae fuck.

Snes era onwards.

Mòran taing a charaid. Followed back cause you're rad af too!

O mo chreach, cha toil leam gim dhiubh.
'S docha gu bheil mi ro shean.

In Scotland we say:
Falbh dàirich fhèin;
Away and take yer face for a shite;
Away and chew a brush;
Away and take a fuck tae yersell;
And simply: Get it up ye.

Autocopulate? Have sex and travel?
Won't your mother be worried about you?
You look tired?

If you look at it through a political / legal lens, the issue is that both EDI and Literature are seen by a majority as English-language concepts alone. The idea that either / both can be delivered through a minortised / community language doesn't even register, across the Atlantic Archipelago.

PS. The worst of all for me is a certain literature-focused programme on BBC Scotland that will presumably be going into its sixth (?) series. Despite trading on the presenter-curator's Scottishness it has never - not once - included a Gaelic writer. On our national channel. Yet we call this EDI.

Holy shit I was shown this in primary school.