Random: I got surgery a while ago, and they gave me sedatives so I didn't panic attack in prep. I don't remember, but the nurses told me after that the whole time I was just telling pirate joke after pirate joke. I believed them because they repeated them back to me. So those are just the top 3, ha!

What's the difference b/w a pirate and a cranberry farmer? One buries his treasures, the other treasures his berries.
A pirate waddled into a bar. Bartender said, is'at a ship wheel down your pants? Pirate replied, aye, and it's drivin' me nuts!
How much do pirates pay for piercings? A buccaneer!

Pirates would love R, but P is an R with one leg! However, pirates don't actually know their alphabet. They always get lost at C. (I have so many pirate jokes.)

Cons: ...I wanna play D&D!

I'll take it as a good sign! A hopeful one. Beauty born of stress, since a jade plant thrives under pressure.

10/10, no notes. She requested art from me and I'm so tempted to just send her this! I will show her, she'll LOVE it.

Hakaan. I see they're listed elsewhere as giants, so at least she got close? 🥲🙃