Stocking stuffing is a talent and I do not have it. 🤷‍♀️ Thank gods my kid knows its me now and I don't have to try anymore.

My boyfriend is very proud of this picture and wants everyone to see.

Watch out world. I have learned to crochet.The kid assumed it was for her and named it Skittles Core. Of course it was for her and it is the perfect name.

Being semi-sick, stoned, and broke gives you magical powers with leftovers.

Waterfall hunting is my new favorite thing

Sitting in a courtroom for a candidates forum. Spotted this on the wall. Whoever did it is my hero.

Small town politics is so much better than any reality show.

I've been exhausted for hours. But I had to stay up to enjoy watching the UAW start a strike on the big 3. Ima go to sleep with chants in my head. Love this for me.

When a customer gets to my work before I do and ruins my smoking time, I'm going to intentionally make them wait longer and open up really slowly.

If a hammock is made of rope, does it count as a rope swing?